My dad called me and woke me up this morning (or rather, this afternoon, since it was nearly 1pm)
Daddy: Do you have any recent pictures of yourself?
Me: Uh, no, not really, just the proofs from my senior portraits.
Daddy: Proofs?
Me: Ya, mommy said she was gonna get the pictures, but I haven't ordered them yet. Why?
Daddy: Well, do you have any other pictures?
Me: You know I shyaway from the camera.
Daddy: Why? Did you get ugly or something?
Me:

I'm not ugly.
Daddy: Then why don't you take pictures?

Then, when he came home, he said he wanted a proof, but he won't tell me why. I forbade him from showing it to any strange men. That should wipe out all the guys around here.
