Salam ladies
Wow, I haven't logged on here in 4 months... I miss fph. I really do. Not just the 'old fph', but the whole concept of it. InshAllah all is well with everyone and congrats to all the new brides, moms, and anyone who got engaged

May Allah grant you all the best of this life and the hereafter.
So, for updates...
I've been 23 for almost 11 days now. I think I'm handling it a little better now than the first few days. I don't know why I handled it so bad this year. I usually dont' care when I age. I just keep telling myself positive things. They're not wrinkles, but laugh lines. My pants shrunk, I didn't gain weight. On day older, one day closer to death.
I did that quiz and got 50%. I was actually satisfied with that until I looked at the window again and realized it went down to 34%. How that happened is a mystery to me. Maybe its because I was an hour older. Young girls are more eligible.
I can't open my mango bottle. My hands hurt from trying. They're red, cramped, and burning.
I'm staring at my toenails. I need to cut them.
My teez is sore from sitting on the floor right now.
I opened the mango bottle. Only took me a half hour.
Its 4:24am.
I was at the store the other day and I looked to the right and realized there was some hijabi there. Women here are so nosey so I really didn't feel like having to talk to her or anything. I know it sounds rude but I think some have been in the same situations and would understand what I mean. It was just one of those days. Anyways, when I looked to my right again I realized that I was staring at a mirror and that hijabi was me

After feeling like an ass and after my mom finished laughing at me, I realized I learned a valuable lesson. Don't be judgmental and be polite and say your salams. Ask how she's doing and make sure you're smiling.
I bought this turquoise mascara and I wore it yesterday to my friends house. Looked soo cute. I wouldn't wear it out though, it seems too much.
Ok I think its time to go back into hibernation for another few months. Take care and keep in touch inshAllah.

I have a booger in my nose. I wonder how far it would go if I tried shooting it out. I wish I was a guy so it would be socially acceptable for me to do it. But hey, nose picking is universal.
jk.