Female Personal Hygiene

Sapphire · #**2311** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 04:49 PM

guys...tips for getting my housemate out of my bed please?

heba · #**2312** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 04:49 PM

PS IM SO TIRED and i wanna sleep so bad but i have a stupid group meeting
i hate my life

Aryan_ · #**2313** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

guys...tips for getting my housemate out of my bed please?

Get in with them?

Sapphire · #**2314** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:10 PM

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Get in with them?

It's not comfy. The bed isn't big enough unless you're cuddling.

Aryan_ · #**2315** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:11 PM

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The bed isn't big enough unless you're cuddling.

Your point is?

Spice · #**2316** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:11 PM

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my flatmate is asleep in my bed.
oh dear.

smack her, all on the floor.

Sapphire · #**2317** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:12 PM

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Your point is?

She's not hot enough.

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smack her, all on the floor.

eh?

Aryan_ · #**2318** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:18 PM

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She's not hot enough.

Maybe she has a nice personality. She did choose to pass out on your bed.

Sapphire · #**2319** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:19 PM

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Maybe she has a nice personality. She did choose to pass out on your bed.

personality means nothing to me.
1) money.
2) looks.

She fits neither of those criteria.

Aryan_ · #**2320** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:21 PM

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1) money.

I see you've already gone through her pockets. Good job.

What else did you find?

Sapphire · #**2321** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:23 PM

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I see you've already gone through her pockets. Good job.

What else did you find?

fluff.
gum.
more fluff.

that is all.

Aryan_ · #**2322** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:32 PM

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fluff.
gum.
more fluff.

that is all.

Check the bra, a lot of girls keep money there. Plus it will be an excuse to get back to plan A.

Sapphire · #**2323** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 05:47 PM

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Check the bra, a lot of girls keep money there. Plus it will be an excuse to get back to plan A.

She's awake now.

the_only_one · #**2324** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 07:04 PM

hi ladies

al hamdoulilah im back temporarily

the_only_one · #**2325** (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 07:12 PM

You are 40% marriageable!

You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.

G, gotta follow what my mil said (probably made an aunty match maker)