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12-02-2007, 11:33 AM
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You are 43% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
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12-02-2007, 11:38 AM
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You are 49% marriageable 
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
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A lot of things don't apply to me though because I live in the U.A.E, etc and I think this quiz is based for people who'r living in the States, etc. And I don't know if I'm 'Single, looking' or 'Single - Not looking'. I'm not exactly actively seeking out to get married, but on the other hand I'm still open to the idea. So I didn't know what to choose. 
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12-02-2007, 12:45 PM
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What have I done!
I think I still beat all of you guys though. 
I especially liked that quiz telling me I should become a doctor or something. 
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12-02-2007, 01:16 PM
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I got 22%.
I told my friend to take it and she got 8%.
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12-02-2007, 01:20 PM
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assalamu alaykum
That quiz is so funny, why didn't anyone show me this before I got married into asianvill? I had no idea that the ideal answers as they were. I know now, of course :rolleye:
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12-02-2007, 01:20 PM
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I am SO appalled! according to this stupid test, I am 0% marriageable. 
You're pretty much bottom of the heap. You're probably old or otherwise irretrieveably flawed. Drastic action probably wouldn't be enough to avoid a life of spinsterhood. But at the end of the day, are you sure you wanted a desi mother-in law anyway?
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12-02-2007, 01:22 PM
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assalamu alaykum
From what i've learnt...whatever a ''desi'' mother in law wants...a person's general happiness requires the opposite.
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12-02-2007, 01:26 PM
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assalamu alaykum
From what i've learnt...whatever a ''desi'' mother in law wants...a person's general happiness requires the opposite.
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ouch...
im sure its not thaaat bad? bad people (and bad MILs) come in all forms. ive seen arab ones be just as bad as the "stereotypical desi MIL" if not worse. haha
but ive also seen people with amazing mother in laws of all kinds too, so inshallah khair?
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12-02-2007, 01:28 PM
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asslamau alaykum
Oh, i'm not limiting such things to asians lol, I'm half arab, i know the score.
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12-02-2007, 02:12 PM
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31%.
Can't make a roti to save my life.
 
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12-02-2007, 02:16 PM
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I got 31%...damn... desi standards are tough
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12-02-2007, 02:25 PM
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59% heh
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12-02-2007, 04:14 PM
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You are 26% marriageable!
That's pretty low. You need to work hard on your eligibility, young lady - become a doctor, start using Soft and Lovely, grow an extra few inches - you know what you gotta do. Or maybe you've been working hard to dissuade rishta Aunties from darkening your doorstep - in which case, you're doing well.
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12-02-2007, 04:34 PM
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my flatmate is asleep in my bed.
oh dear.
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12-02-2007, 04:48 PM
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WOOHOO
29%
That's pretty low. You need to work hard on your eligibility, young lady - become a doctor, start using Soft and Lovely, grow an extra few inches - you know what you gotta do. Or maybe you've been working hard to dissuade rishta Aunties from darkening your doorstep - in which case, you're doing well.
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