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An aside...
Girls, how marriagable are you? *desi style!*
You are 30% marriageable!
That's pretty low. You need to work hard on your eligibility, young lady - become a doctor, start using Soft and Lovely, grow an extra few inches - you know what you gotta do. Or maybe you've been working hard to dissuade rishta Aunties from darkening your doorstep - in which case, you're doing well.
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12-02-2007, 01:42 AM
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lol, i tried to be a likable as possible:
You are 96% marriageable!
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12-02-2007, 02:56 AM
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An aside...
Girls, how marriagable are you? *desi style!*
You are 30% marriageable!
That's pretty low. You need to work hard on your eligibility, young lady - become a doctor, start using Soft and Lovely, grow an extra few inches - you know what you gotta do. Or maybe you've been working hard to dissuade rishta Aunties from darkening your doorstep - in which case, you're doing well.
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I'll take that test later!
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12-02-2007, 08:14 AM
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You are 49% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
and I'm not even desi. if I were, you single girls would have some serious competition
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12-02-2007, 09:20 AM
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You are 49% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
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Assalamu Alaikum,
I got the same score...and I'm not desi either...
I knew my lack of roti making skills would do me in... 
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You are 51% marriageable!
You're doing pretty well. You might not be 'First Class Number One' but you have a pretty good chance of catching a handsome Asian lad in the next few years. If that sounds like your worst nightmare, try being rude to aunties on a regular basis - word will soon get around.
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I'm 42% but I refuse to blv I am that high 
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12-02-2007, 10:36 AM
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I got 98%
Wheee, I feel so desi 
(i learnt making roti when I was 15) 
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You are 71% marriageable!
Almost there! You're probably the kind of girl that hears 'first class, wery nice nice' a lot from Aunties. Expect to find a nice boy from 'back home' soon.
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You are 48% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
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biryani recipe anyone
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12-02-2007, 11:11 AM
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You are 49% marriageable!
You're not going to be first choice for that cousin back home. If you like him, you need to improve your score. Perhaps you could boost your standing by learning to cook biryani, sewing your own wardrobe, and generating that essential air of subservience.
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34%..don't expect the cousin back home to want you, blah blah
which is fine with me.
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12-02-2007, 11:20 AM
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43% marriageable lol
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...42%
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51%
(the guys reading this thread must think we're making life sooo much easier for them now)
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