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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo
Me, or I'm gunna cry. The questions people ask you when they find out you've been married for 6 years and don't have any kids....
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Insh'Allah He will deliver but at least it's better than not being married and having 6 kids
Here's a great joke that should cheer everyone up..
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
She decided to hire a gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said...
(wait for it....)
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
Re: Female Personal Hygiene
. And plus, from what I can remember, weren't you living in a different state for a while - like you were in school in one state and your husband was in another or something? People should know better. You need to be in the same state as your significant other to get pregnant/have children 
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. But it all comes from the heart.)
