[sumiyia]

i love FPH

[Sugarcore]

ChotooMotoo, I hope that you get to see your mom, and that she'll be around for the birth of your child. InshaAllah she will feel better soon and have an easy recovery.

[heba]

mornin ladiessssssssss
hope yall are doing SPLEDIFEROUS ( ) this fiiiine wednesday morning

tehe. IM GOING TO WORK. yay (NAY!)
im sitting on my bed with my hair looking like an afro cuz i really dont wanna straighten it...but i know i have to...but i dont wanna.....oooh the dilemma.....

ANYWAY bye

[Timbit]

Another boy viewing FPH.
Neg him!

[Asvi]

Originally Posted by Timbit

Another boy viewing FPH.
Neg him!

this guy openly views FPH.. but lets neg him anyway.

[Bluestar]

negging him is too easy, why not talk about butt waxing instead, or butt piercing jewellery? That should make him feel queesy

[Asvi]

Originally Posted by Bluestar

negging him is too easy, why not talk about butt waxing instead, or butt piercing jewellery? That should make him feel queesy

hahah...waaat? i wonder how that works.

so do you guys like scented tampons or unscented ones?

[afrakabob]

Originally Posted by Asvi

hahah...waaat? i wonder how that works.

so do you guys like scented tampons or unscented ones?

ive never tried scented. i dont even wear perfume on the outside of my body-- i'm definitely not comfortable with the idea of sticking random perfumes (and random chemicals) in my body.


...maybe this will chase the mossad away

[Asvi]

haha..thanks afra for helping out

[thejellymill]

Okay so I was cleaning the kitty litter box yesterday and there were these HUGE chunks in there (i have the clumping litter) and they almost clogged the toilet, even though the litter is "flush-safe." The stuff smelled sooo bad and it was brown and squooshy. Oh! And I popped this gigantic pimple today, it was like cheese erupting from a volcano and it was AWESOME!!

(okay I'm totally kidding about the pimple but unfortunately the kitty litter story is true)

...........So I'm a stupid bigmouth and talked to my landlord yesterday. I told her the girl who is looking at the apartment to be my roommate also has a cat and the landlord goes "i made an exception for you, i dont usually allow cats in the building." So I had to tell the girl "the landlord only allows one cat per building" (cuz telling her the truth would get the landlord in trouble). She was coming to look at the place this morning so I called and told her this and she goes "oh I'm sorry, I really want to bring my cat with me" I need a roommate FAST, I can't afford this place on my own! There's another girl, an Asian girl, who is my last hope...I've heard from everybody that Asian roommates are usually clean, quiet and friendly. Inshallah she takes the place

[Bluestar]

Originally Posted by Asvi

hahah...waaat? i wonder how that works.

so do you guys like scented tampons or unscented ones?

definitely unscented, it's all about eau de naturale.

[thejellymill]

hahaha afra you DID look like him!

Originally Posted by Asvi

hahah...waaat? i wonder how that works.

so do you guys like scented tampons or unscented ones?

I don't do tampons. I've tried them numerous times but I still hate them. By the way, it's miraculous how after 5 minutes of Sally Hansen I go from a ferocious hairy beast to a smooth, hairless beast

The online fiqh class starts sooon! Who's attending today?

[qudsia]

Originally Posted by thejellymill

I've heard from everybody that Asian roommates are usually clean, quiet and friendly

ya. and i've heard that black roommates usually end up stealing your stuff and slashing your tires. better to stay away.

[Bluestar]

Originally Posted by Asvi

hahah...waaat? i wonder how that works.

With a needle i guess, but i suppose if you're desperate you could use a stapler

[sona]

so we made an offer on a 3rd house, let's see if this one works out...
whatever is best insha'Allah.

i know they say this is a buyers' market and all, but man - house hunting ain't easy.
and all the pretty houses ain't cheap.