[afrakabob]

Originally Posted by displaced

unless we're all preggers..in which case those of us who're unmarried are in deep trouble

hey..that could've been a survey question: fph most likely to get knocked up before marriage.

...i definitely had a dream last night that i was pregnant. i went to the doctor and she said i was in my third trimester
i remember frantically trying to figure out how on earth i could have impregnated myself.

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by afrakabob

...i definitely had a dream last night that i was pregnant. i went to the doctor and she said i was in my third trimester
i remember frantically trying to figure out how on earth i could have impregnated myself.

Turkey baster?

[afrakabob]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Turkey baster?

IM LEAVING. BYE.

[heba]

sally you missed a few questions..i think you should add these to the list

fpher most likey to have leg hairs long enough to braid
fpher most likely to be transgendered
fpher most likely to have really crusty feet and be in dire need of a pedicure
fpher with the lowest IQ
fpher with the darkest and most noticeable moustache

[displaced]

Originally Posted by afrakabob

...i definitely had a dream last night that i was pregnant. i went to the doctor and she said i was in my third trimester
i remember frantically trying to figure out how on earth i could have impregnated myself.

I had a dream like that when I was 15. I woke up confused and unsure if I was pregnant although I really could not have been.

[displaced]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Turkey baster?

chootoo wins grossest fph-er.

[heba]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Turkey baster?

robitussin

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by afrakabob

IM LEAVING. BYE.

sorry, forgot the white font.

You know who told me about that one? MY MOM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

TMI mom TMI!

[zakk]

personally I think FPH chat is not the best place to pick up categories as we're usually less inhibited and somewhat sleep deprived and generally cracked out during most of them.

[heba]

Originally Posted by zakk

personally I think FPH chat is not the best place to pick up categories as we're usually less inhibited and somewhat sleep deprived and generally cracked out during most of them.

heba ruleZ?
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[zakk]

i was thinking more along the lines of pimple popping night

[thejellymill]

Originally Posted by heba

AHAHAHAH @ egg whites

oh my..im scarred for life..thanks...
why dont you like, go fart in public or something

Speaking of farting in public, when mr. jellymill and i went to denver we were at an olive garden eating lunch and this very large person at the next table (whose backside by the way, was facing us) let out a big one. It took all we had not to laugh

Originally Posted by afrakabob

i remember frantically trying to figure out how on earth i could have impregnated myself.

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Turkey baster?

AAAHAHAHAHA ewww I think chotoo should win funniest fpher

Originally Posted by heba

sally you missed a few questions..i think you should add these to the list

fpher most likey to have leg hairs long enough to braid
fpher most likely to be transgendered
fpher most likely to have really crusty feet and be in dire need of a pedicure
fpher with the lowest IQ
fpher with the darkest and most noticeable moustache

I could win at least 3 of those

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

okay who told me it was a good idea to use a pumice stone on your legs?

[zakk]

what happened

[heba]

Originally Posted by zakk

i was thinking more along the lines of pimple popping night

LOL. that wasnt due to sleep deprivation...i just really do have a sick obsession