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why  I was planning on using that one at my sister's wedding...she's a math teacher
I'm visiting home and I tried it on my parents and they had no clue what I was talking about...they kept saying "what about the third person"...even after explaining it to them, they insisted it didn't make sense
surely atleast the youngsters will laugh at the wedding? god I hope so or else that would be horrible...infact, I better not attempt any jokes...better play it safe and do whats tried and true...maybe at the MOST a quick joke or here to get in good with the aunties, but no more than that...anyways, i'll get off this tangent now |
 this joke was used at my sister's wedding (Courage was the MC). One of my sister's friend gave a huge speech about 4 types of people and how my sister fell into all the categories...yadda yadda yadda, and then courage got the mic and said, we'll I've heard theres 3 types of people in this world.....
btw, people did laugh.
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05-04-2008, 09:07 PM
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 math is LAME
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05-04-2008, 09:14 PM
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math is LAME |
Geometry (did I spell that right?) is awesome. Everything just fits so nicely into place.
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'nuff said.
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05-04-2008, 09:55 PM
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I am truly horrible with math. Truly.
But sometimes I like to try to beat the register at guessing the change before it tells me. 
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AmroodWaala: Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
LOL!
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05-04-2008, 10:17 PM
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There was this mu alpha theta shirt that had a graph of sin-x and a dotted graph of sin x+1 and it said "Shift happens" I'm trying to find it, but its not online. But theres also this one:
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05-04-2008, 10:39 PM
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You all fail.
A common way of approximating the potential energy curve V(R) of a bound state of a diatomic molecule is with a Morse function:
a) What happens to the function as R--> 0
b) Verify that De = V(infinity) - U(Re)
c) Verify that V'(Re) = 0
d) What is beta in terms of De and k, where k = d2V/dR2 (second derivative of V with respect to R)
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You all fail.
A common way of approximating the potential energy curve U(R) of a bound state of a diatomic molecule is with a Morse function:
a) What happens to the function as R--> 0
b) Verify that De = V(infinity) - U(Re)
c) Verify that V'(Re) = 0
d) What is beta in terms of De and k, where k = d2V/dR2 (second derivative of V with respect to R) |
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh .......True? 
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shsh <3 math 4eva
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"There are only 10 people in the world: those who understand binary and those who dont."
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wow I actually remember that... "you plus sign me equal sign us" |
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