my manager: Blue, you're late AGAIN, four times in one week?
me: A wizard is never late, a wizard is always precisely on time.
my manager: *stares blankly*
The other day i completely got off on the wrong stop and had no idea where i was because my head was buried in a good book (eric by terry pratchett). The sidewalks were all icy too and i kept on slipping, it was funny.
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
girls really take that long to get out of the house? man, if im in a hurry im out of the house(after waking up) in about 3-4 minutes!
it takes me that long to get to work because traffic is hell going into Manhattan in the mornings...
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time;
it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
-Sidney J. Harris
"God will never change the condition of a people until they change that which is within themselves."
Re: How early do you get to work?
