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people you work with
STUFF EDITED CUZ I CAN BE LIKE, SOOOO MEAN 
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post other wack things about people you work with. NEVER post from your workplace or post where you work at unless you wanna get fired, fyi
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Re: people you work with
I worked with a resident who would write his daily notes on patients without seeing them. Like he'd say "Mr. X is fine today" when in fact Mr. X had spent the last night throwing up and running fevers. I got so pissed off when he missed a potentially disasterous complication in one of my patients that I reported him.  The third year med student shouldn't have to tell the resident that his patient who had surgery the day before is blowing up like a water ballon! 
And then I had this gem of a patient on psych. I hate personality disorders. 
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12-06-2007, 12:47 PM
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Re: people you work with
sally - start chewing gum a lot and whenever you pop one in, offer one to your boss.
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12-06-2007, 01:16 PM
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mean post edit!
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or maybe her jaw is broken and she doesn't know it and its infected (saw it on house)
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12-06-2007, 05:40 PM
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12-06-2007, 05:42 PM
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my boss is like a 40something year old virgin.
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my boss is like a 40something year old virgin.
'nuff said.
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haha i have two supervisors like that. one is a male and one is a female.
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12-06-2007, 07:39 PM
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sally, tell her maybe she should start making up her own sign language relative to everyone in the office. Or you could always ask the company to order gas masks for the rest of you.
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Make a face like you've just smelt the worse fart ever. And then ask "Phew-ee! Do you smell that? OMG, I'm gonna pass out!!"
It's subtle but firm. 
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Offer her/him a mint everytime you two talk, or even if you just see her/him walking down the hall just pop out of nowhere with winterfresh in your hand and say "Hey, this gum is so good, totally freshens your breath"
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Or you could just come to work one day with a big pail full of breath mints, then dig in with a shovel and then turn around and tell her to open wide baby
because obviously the one-at-a-time thing isnt working out
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ok here's the issue
the woman is constantly eating mints..but the problem is that her breath still stinks
things i think might be the issue
tooth decay or
neglect of oral hygeine or
not using a tongue scraper
or eating crap or eating crap that lacks fiber or eating crap with fiber but eating more crap
so basically, her stomach is full of crap and theres so much of it that it's an annoyance to the world when she opens her mouth
or not drinking enough water
i really think it's the eating crap issue.
so basically. should i give her an anonymous hygeine care package for christmas? SURELY, muslims must be allowed to give christmas gifts for reasons such as this one. anyways...i was thinking i'd put FLAX SEED, a tongue scraper, perfume and a gift certificate for 10 visits to the best dentist in the world..
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i believe u didnt mention diabetes.. or halitosis..
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fortunately I get to wear a mask when I'm working with people.
and when I know they're gonna be particularly stinky, I spray a pile of masks with grapefruit body splash that's in my locker for this very purpose.
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12-06-2007, 08:37 PM
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i believe u didnt mention diabetes.. or halitosis..
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shes always eating crap so i doubt she has diabetes...or she just doesnt care.
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