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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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Arey, you are 90% Pakistani!
Pakistan zindabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Your zabardast score means you are a proper style Pakistani, well done you! In keeping with your character, you may now wish to perfrom a bhangra dance and eat ladoo. Enjoy!
Hahaha awesome!
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07-25-2008, 02:34 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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Haha
I'm more Pakistani because i'm awesome..plus i grew up with a bunch of Pakistanis..i know you better than you know you
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i demand you post your answers!
i bet you cheated from timbit and jinnzs list of answers.
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07-25-2008, 02:40 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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i demand you post your answers!
i bet you cheated from timbit and jinnzs list of answers.
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haha you're really freaked out aren't you?
I just answered what I thought a Pakistani would answer...
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07-25-2008, 02:42 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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haha you're really freaked out aren't you?
I just answered what I thought a Pakistani would answer...
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Thats how I got 90% too. 
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07-25-2008, 02:45 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
My answers:
1. What is your age?
18 to 24 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Female
3. You walk into a dark room. What do you do?
Switch on the light (my moms always said that haha)
4. You score 97% in a maths test at school. Your parents say:
Well done! (my parents werent that fussy about grades at all)
5. A close relative has had a baby boy. What do you take to their house as a gift?
Money
6. You are served a plate of spaghetti. What is your ideal accompaniment?
Garlic bread
7. You are visited by an elderly relative. When greeting them you expect them to:
Pat your head
8. Someone asks you if you're Indian. You feel:
Offended (I actually feel ANNOYED that no one guesses Pakistani first but that wasn't an option)
9. You and your family arrive home from a trip abroad. You are met by:
One or two friends/family
10. It was hot on your trip abroad! Your friend comments on your tan. You might reply:
I hope I don't get skin cancer
11. You are invited to a wedding for 6.30 pm. You arrive at approximately:
6:30 (my mom is soooo punctual mashaAllah)
12. The door has just slammed shut by itself! What might have caused it?
A JINN
13. What did you wear at school?
the school uniform/what everyone else wore
14. Your mother has an older friend called Julie, with kids called Jane and John. You call them...
Julie, Jane and John
15. Your teenage sister was seen at the local shopping sister talking to a white boy. What do your parents do?
Talk to and advise her on relationships. (my parents dont freak out over little things and turn them into a big deal)
16. Your male cousin washes dishes while his sisters watch TV. You think this is:
Perfectly normal (men on my dads side of the family are self sufficient if/when they need to be mA)
17. You see something you like in a shop, but it's too expensive. You:
Save up and buy it
18. Pakistan are playing India at cricket. You support:
Neither, cricket is boring
19. Now India are playing England. You support:
I told you already, cricket's BORING!
20. Did any of your instant messenger contacts have anything along the lines of 'RIP BOB WOOLMER' in their screen names?
Who's Bob Woolmer?
21. Your favorite dessert is:
Chocolate cake
22. You are likely to have friends named:
Aisha, Samina and Mohammed (i picked this even though i have a ton of non desi friends)
23. Who's the best looking out of these options?
Halle Berry
24. Your hypothetical friend admires and praises your hypothetical baby. You reply:
STOP PUTTING NAZR ON MY BABY
25. How many of the following are you related to: a shopkeeper, a doctor, a dentist, an engineer, an accountant, and a man who looks 10 months pregnant
5-6
26. How many of the following do you have in your extended family: a performer, an artist, a plumber, a joiner, and someone who's always early for everything
3-4
27. How many of the following might be found in your house: a ornamental tissue box cover, a collection of chappal, 50lb sacks of rice/flour/onions, a box of mangoes, coconut oil, a lota, and a medical student.
3-4
28. Qayd e Azam was:
The founder of our great nation
29. Which of these is the flag of Pakistan?
green with a white band, and a white moon and star
30. Pak sar zameen shad bad!
KISHWARAY HASEEN SHAD BAAAD!
31. The final and definitive question: have you ever re-used giftwrap?
No, what kind of cheapskate do you think I am?!
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07-25-2008, 02:46 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
The key is not to answer honestly.
Just put the answers that sound the most stereotypical.
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07-25-2008, 02:49 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
Arey, you are 41% Pakistani!
Not bad, but not good enough to call yourself a real Pakistani either! You seem more London than Lahore, so why not try wearing a shalwar kameez for a week and maybe that'll bump up your rating...
I've never been to London. 
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07-25-2008, 02:52 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
Arey, you are 82% Pakistani!
Vah jee vah, your inner Pakistani is thriving! Pakistani and proud, that's what we like to see! You're still holding back a little though - try eating a good biryani then aim for the top...
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07-25-2008, 03:01 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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The key is not to answer honestly.
Just put the answers that sound the most stereotypical.
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haha word.......I scored 86% using that exact method and I'm pretty sure I'm not from Pakistan.
Arey, you are 86% Pakistani!
Pakistan zindabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Your zabardast score means you are a proper style Pakistani, well done you! In keeping with your character, you may now wish to perfrom a bhangra dance and eat ladoo. Enjoy!
*looks for mc punjabi tracks on computer*
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07-25-2008, 03:04 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
you guys are all wannabe pakistanis
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07-25-2008, 03:04 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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5% my ass, im still going to eat ladoo and listen to punjabi MC
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07-25-2008, 03:27 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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Ewwww!!!!  who would want to be Pakistani??? YUCKY!!!
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07-25-2008, 03:28 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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07-25-2008, 04:10 PM
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Re: How Pakistani Are You?
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haha word.......I scored 86% using that exact method and I'm pretty sure I'm not from Pakistan.
Arey, you are 86% Pakistani!
Pakistan zindabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Your zabardast score means you are a proper style Pakistani, well done you! In keeping with your character, you may now wish to perfrom a bhangra dance and eat ladoo. Enjoy!
*looks for mc punjabi tracks on computer*
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it's "punjabi MC"
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