- Switch on the light (is this British English? I'd say turn on the lights)
- Shaabash, beta
- Money? (Usually, you give gold though.)
- Garlic bread
- Pat head
- Confused
- Entire 400-strong extended family
- Thanks!
- 7(ish)
- A jinn (or a gust of wind

)
- What everyone else wore (approximately. I wear shalwar kameez sometimes too)
- Auntie Julie, Jane and John (maybe Baji/Bhai Jane/John)
- Wail and moan
- Commendable
- Save up and buy it
- Pakistan
- India
- One or two
- Chocolate cake (I love ras malai; I just like chocolate better)
- Aisha, Samina and Mohammed
- Halle Berry
- Why thank you, I made it myself
- 1-2
- 0
- 5
- The founder of our great nation
- Kishwaray haseen shaad baad
- No, what kind of cheapskate do you think I am?
I got 44 this time.

Last time I got 56. I think maybe 'cause I picked ras malai last time and said I'd get to the wedding at 9. My family would; I'm just a little more timely.
This quiz never stops being funny though.