[serendipity_000]

Male cashier: "WI"? Which state is "WI"?
Female cashier: West Indies?
Male cashier: Okay. That makes sense.
Female cashier: No, wait, is it Wisconsin? Ha, it's totally Wisconsin.
Male cashier: Who cares, they're both really far away. Isn't Wisconsin on, like, the other side of the world?
Female cashier: No, dummy, Wisconsin is in this country.
Male cashier: Oh. I was never good at geography.









Young girl: Mom, I don't want to go to ballet!
Mother: Sweetie, you have to. I paid four hundred dollars for one lesson. If you think you're gonna back out of this now...
Young girl: But mom, the teacher touches me!
Mother: Well, damn it, he can touch you as much as he wants for the four ****ing hundred dollars I spend every week!











Roommate #1, from kitchen: Hey, have you seen my pot?
Roommate #2: Wait... The one you cook with?
Roommate #1: Yeah.
Roommate #2: Oh! Uh, no.

[serendipity_000]

Aloof teen: So, other than getting robbed and coming back pregnant, how was it?
--27th & 6th


Boy: I'm going to have a business card made. Some finance company. Girls love that stuff.

--6 Train




NYU JAP: I told my dad that I couldn't go to the scholarship fair because I had to get my nails done, and I think we're still in a fight!

--Goddard Hall, NYU Dorm



Homeless man to group of people: Excuse me, do you have any spare change?
Humanitarian: No, but here are some cookies.
Homeless man: I'm a vegetarian.

--W 57th & 8th Ave

[psychoteddybear]

ahahahaha did you get these from the site? i love it! and yeah you hear the most random ish on the subways or streets...ahahahahaha

[serendipity_000]

lol yea. I don't live in NY. But my father works in NYC so I spend alot of time there




Woman: Excuse me, where is your bathroom?
Cashier: I'm sorry, we don't have a bathroom in this facility.
Male customer: What do you guys do when you have to use the bathroom?
Cashier: How do you think our coffee gets its unique flavor?

--Starbucks, Times Square




Guy: Let's go watch Legally Blonde and do heroin.
Friend: Yeah!

--Times Square





Girl: So, how many people do you share an apartment with right now?
Guy: Seventeen.
Girl: That's cool!

--Lower East Side