Stuff White People Like

Liam_Saiful_Din · #31 (**permalink**) 02-14-2008, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Variable

Eh, if any of that was directed at what I was offended by, read what I said again, it didn't really have to do with any of that.

No it wasn't. If you're offended, then you're offended. Everyone can't be pleased. It's only the internet. You're still okay in my book. It was aimed more at others.

ChotooMotoo · #32 (**permalink**) 02-14-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Liam_Saiful_Din

No it wasn't. If you're offended, then you're offended. Everyone can't be pleased. It's only the internet. You're still okay in my book. It was aimed more at others.

I wasn't particularly offended by your post, just thought it was a little out of place. I don't like the words rag head, sand ******, spic, or beaner either, just so you know.

If I was really offended by the thread, would I have posted here? To be fair though, jinnzaman usually only posts in threads that make fun of himself, and his sexual preferences with goats and jamroll. I haven't seen him post in "you know you're a desi when" type threads. At least he's consistent.

White people also like plain mustard, none of that fancy honey dijon or spicy brown crap, just plain orange vinegar and tumeric mustard.

Timbit · #33 (**permalink**) 02-14-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shadha

Timbit: I like pretty much all those things too

Lol. See, I don't. All I want to do/have is a motorcycle/dirtbike/ATV and my husband tells me "See that's the adventurous white side of you kicking in". What's so adventurous about quading? If anything, that's the mountain girl in me.

shadha-

Hmmmm.

I honestly think the majority of the things on that blog don't apply to just white people, but North Americans in general.

heba · #34 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shadha

White people love to investigate stuff. Take scary movies for an example. You don't need to tell a black character twice to run- we'll be running with a quickness, but the white characters, they want to stay around to investigate, they want to question what's going on- they want to see what's going on first hand...no no no.

They also like life-threatening things [going back to investigating and questioning and seeing what's going on] such as skydiving, going on cruises, scuba diving, bungee jumping, mountain climbing, ice climbing, hang gliding, cave exploration, and what ever other extreme 'adventures' you can think of.

At the same time, they also like boring, how did it ever become a hobby, type hobbies. Such as bird-watching and stamp collecting.

All in all, white folk be crazy.

shadha-

we dont need no run coordinator

shadha, your post reminded me of this

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. warning, swearing? i think.

FREAKIN HILARIOUS

anyway good thread. and its not appropriate. we have threads about desis and arabs and you know youre a convert when. whats the big deal. brown people smell like curry, arabs love leather and too much cologne, and white people like to investigate

ChotooMotoo · #35 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 09:07 AM

white redneck people take the ugliness of their cars and houses as a matter of pride.

Ilikemyscarf · #36 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Liam_Saiful_Din

and don't know how to make potato salad.

Ugh, potato salad. I remember the first time I made it...too much oil. I want to barf everytime I think about it.

It was uber nasty.

ChotooMotoo · #37 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 10:14 AM

Dressing up like food.

ChotooMotoo · #38 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 10:15 AM

OMG!!! It's the perfect white people food! Eggs, Mayonaise, plain yellow Mustard and Paprika!!!!

DEVILED EGGS

And look, it's served in a special dish DESIGNED for deviled eggs!

Stuff white people like:
specialy servingware that can only be used for one dish

Oh man, I wanna eat deviled eggs now

shadha · #39 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 10:19 AM

heba: we dont need no run coordinator
shadha, your post reminded me of this
haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. warning, swearing? i think.
FREAKIN HILARIOUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

shadha-

HiJaBi_ShAh · #40 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Salahadeen

I'd hate being white just because then I couldn't say racist jokes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: This now qualifies as my signature!

shadha · #41 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 10:20 AM

Deviled eggs? Potato Salad? Serving ware that can only be used for one particular food? Guilty..

shadha-

ChotooMotoo · #42 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shadha

Deviled eggs? Potato Salad? Serving ware that can only be used for one particular food? Guilty..

shadha-

WHITEY!!!

Oh wait.. I'm white... CRAP!

Another thing white people like: SCA (society for creative anacronism) events!

Revert · #43 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 02:30 PM

Okay I am officially THE whitest Islamican. Being a true Briton and English. I'm not sure if this is offensive or not...*strokes beard*..hahah nah..its aimed at White Americans.

I do hate the whole lets make jokes about every other culture but if White people do it..its racist. I'm not sure how it is the US but in the UK you're a racist of you dare to criticise another culture.

The sites misleading anyway..it should be stuff White American People like.

Revert · #44 (**permalink**) 02-15-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Liam_Saiful_Din

I personally love how white people pretty much invented the word ******, but are now the most offended when it is used. I also love how they refer to it as the "N word" and use the phrase "We don't say that word in our house!" when their kid might use it.

p.s. boy is this thread gonna cause some static!

Its called White American Guilt.