No wonder they're taking over the world.

[IbnMardhiyah]

This is so shocking its almost scary.

THREE (3) YEAR old CHINESE girl ... freaking still wearing a bib and drooling on it .... solves Rubik's cube in 114 seconds flat.

3 Year Old Solves Rubik's Cube in 114 seconds.

No wonder they're taking over the world.

[minab]

Nooo indians are taking over the world

[IbnMardhiyah]

minab said

Nooo indians are taking over the world

if they keep fattening themselves up with all those gulab jamuns and jelebies - yeah, definitely. I can see that.

Pretty soon we'll probably have a second moon circling our planet, a moon made up exclusively of fat desies we've just had to kick off of Earth due to their obscene sizes.

[ChotooMotoo]

minab said

Nooo indians are taking over the world

No, not really. See, the one child policy has meant that Chinese family focus on quality, rather than quantity. These days, it's quality that sells.

[minab]

Yea but if you have like 10 kids, theres a good chance at least 50% will turn out thaiz and stuff. Plus I swear I smell onions and shaan masala everywhere I go..its like an epidemic

[Variable]

I think China's ace in the whole is their nearly homogeneous population + authoritarian gov't. India's population is full of cross-cutting cleavages, and they aren't working uniformly as the Chinese. But India will still be a major check to Chinese power.

[Bluestar]

minab said

Yea but if you have like 10 kids, theres a good chance at least 50% will turn out thaiz and stuff. Plus I swear I smell onions and shaan masala everywhere I go..its like an epidemic

It's called food ok? If you don't like it, don't eat

[jinnzaman]

Dude, a rubic's cube is not that freaking hard.

They actually come with instructions on how to solve them.

[minab]

Bluestar said

It's called food ok? If you don't like it, don't eat

Its called febreeze and deodoraaaant. I had an indian professor who smelled like kababs and everytime I went near him I got hungry. And then i went home and told my parents i was craving kabaabs and they told me to shut it. Not cool

[Bluestar]

so this is all really about your repressed kebab childhood? That makes more sense.

One of my friends walked past me whilst i was watching this video

Friend: What's that?!

Me: 3 yr old child probably forced by her parents to solve the rubiks cube before she drinks milk

Friend: naa, it's probably a 90 yr old woman who's had herself bound up. They do that in China you know?

[IbnMardhiyah]

jinnzaman said

Dude, a rubic's cube is not that freaking hard.

They actually come with instructions on how to solve them.

Yeah I remember once you just peeled off the stickers and rearranged them.

chee.terr.