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Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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So today, I walk into the pharmacy and there's this guy there. Mid-40s. I'd mention his ethnicity too, but I dunno if it's relevant.
Anyway, so he looks me up and down, grins and then goes: "It's my birthday."
Me: Oh, is it? Happy birthday.
Him: I want a present.
Me: Awww, didn't you get any?
Him: No, I want one from you.
Me:  Okay, what do you want?
Him: Anything you wanna give me. 
Me: You're funny.  Bye now.
So I just ignored him and started talking to the pharmacist. Then he finally left. She was like "What was up with that guy?" Weirdo.
 
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Remember this thread?
So today, I walk into the pharmacy and there's this guy there. Mid-40s. I'd mention his ethnicity too, but I dunno if it's relevant.
Anyway, so he looks me up and down, grins and then goes: "It's my birthday."
Me: Oh, is it? Happy birthday.
Him: I want a present.
Me: Awww, didn't you get any?
Him: No, I want one from you.
Me: Okay, what do you want?
Him: Anything you wanna give me.
Me: You're funny. Bye now.
So I just ignored him and started talking to the pharmacist. Then he finally left. She was like "What was up with that guy?" Weirdo.
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HOly crap are you serious? YOu shoulda taken off your chappal and gone, Heres you're present. What were you wearing by the way, just curious.
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HOly crap are you serious? YOu shoulda taken off your chappal and gone, Heres you're present. What were you wearing by the way, just curious.
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Well, I just laughed it off 'cause he was pervy and all that, but he was pretty harmless.
I was wearing a red shawl as a hijab, a blue and black dress, black dress pants and silver (with some red) pointy-toed sandals. It was mostly all black, so I wanted to throw some colour in there too, with the red and silver.
I was wearing a black jacket though, so all he could see was: red hijab, black jacket, black pants, shoes.
Maybe my shoes turned him on? They are pretty sexy.
Or maybe it was the red hijab. 
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Cool thread..here are my top two from recent experiences:
Physiologically, I was totally caffeinitatedly drunk when it happened..
Situation: waiting for the elevator at the library at fifth floor, the highest floor in the building....
me directing towards ppl in the elevator: are u guys going up?
everyone present in the elevator:
2nd)
3arabi Prof: I need someone to volunteer..
3arabi Prof calls out a student's name and says, "Come Habib and volunteer"everyone in class; " "
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Fatima if you come across this thread....don't you dare or our friendship is over!!! 
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ahahaha...the temptation is there...but i shall refrain.
for now at least 
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
having a conversation with my housemate who came over from palestine a couple of years ago.
S: why do they call people "chicken" in this country? So weird
Me: Yup, they call people duckie too, and even duckyegg sometimes 
S: maybe they say: 'Hello chicken', "why hello, buk buk burrrrrrk, how are you doing?!"
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
One of my friends to me: "You scare people, don't you?"
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Asalaamualaikum,
I had added this in the old thread before the crash and so will do it now as well.
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ahahaha...the temptation is there...but i shall refrain.
for now at least |
Spill it.
Now.
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Asalaamualaikum,
I had added this in the old thread before the crash and so will do it now as well.
Maghrib 3rd Raka'ah
Imam: Alhamdulillahi rabbil 'alaameen
Follower: Subhanallah!
Imam: Oh yeah!
Asalaamualaikum,
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me: "But Jesus was arab wasn't he?"
Dude: "I thought Jesus was Jewish "
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assalamu alaykum
an ex flatmate I still stay with every week. I bought some babybells (plastic coated cheese)and in the taxi home from the trainstation i was getting her to try one.
M: oOO...I tried these before but they didn't taste good.
Z: Are you kidding? They're tasty, try one.
M: Really? Hmmm...maybe something was wrong with the other one.
*begins opening the babybell
M: So I eat the red bit, right? I just bite into it?
Z: *smuffles laughter in the darkness of the taxi * Yeah miss, just bite into it.
M: Smells knda plasticy, this is the bit that didn't taste good before
Z:
*M moves plastic closer and closer to mouth*
Then I kindly stop her from consuming the plastic. haha. Such a bimbo sometimes masha Allah.
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