[Spice]

Mine is 15 too, and the youngest. He's the baby as well, but we're also the hardest on him. He aswers to everyone of us individually when he does something wrong

[Deel]

Originally Posted by vegetables

15 LOL! hes the baby of the family though

awww that's cute

[Bruinrab]

Poor youngest kids. I'm always giving my youngest bro a hard time about his driving. Anyway, when I came back home, it had been a few months since I last drove, and I was enjoying being behind the wheel again...perhaps a little bit too much.

bro: Hey, why are you driving like that?
me: Like what?
bro: All crazy like that...if I drove that way, you'd be yelling by now.
me: Of course I would. You shouldn't drive this way.

[Ilikemyscarf]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

Poor youngest kids. I'm always giving my youngest bro a hard time about his driving. Anyway, when I came back home, it had been a few months since I last drove, and I was enjoying being behind the wheel again...perhaps a little bit too much.

bro: Hey, why are you driving like that?
me: Like what?
bro: All crazy like that...if I drove that way, you'd be yelling by now.
me: Of course I would. You shouldn't drive this way.

Do as I say not as I do.

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by Ilikemyscarf

Do as I say not as I do.

Yup. Doctors' rule number one.

[Blue_Phoenix]

Friend: You have a Simpsons line for everything, don't you?
Me: Yeah. My favorite Simpsons line is from Ralph Wiggum. That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!
Friend: You scare people, don't you Nick?

[shadha]

I'm at a bridal shower last night for a sister who is getting married.

Little girl age 5: CAN I HAVE SODA?!?!?
Her grandmother: No, we're getting ready to go.
Me: *smiles at the little girl*
Little girl age 5: I went to your marriage!
Me: Awwww yeah you did go to my wedding.
Little girl age 5: Eh. You have a HUSBAND???
Me: Yeah......I do...
Little girl age 5: DO YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?!?!
Me: Ummm ughh yeah
Little girl age 5: YOU DO?!?! IN THE SAME BED?!!??!?!
Me: Oh my god!!
Her grandmother: Oh lord, can someone PLEASE get this child some soda?!
Little girl age 5: Yay! Soda! *runs off to find a cup*
Me: *cheeks on fire*
Her grandmother:


shadha-

[vegetables]

hahah thats ^^ hilarious

[shadha]

vegetables: hahah thats ^^ hilarious

Lol, I got soooo embarrassed because she was sooo freakin loud and everyone was around.

Kids can be so damn embarrassing.


shadha-

[Deel]

..but incredibly cute

[thejellymill]

Man shadha that's hilarious. What a strange little kid

1. I was talking to my sister today and she randomly busts out with: "I've decided...I'm marrying an orphan. That way my family becomes his family and we can avoid them together!"

2. Just last week I went to the student union with my friend and we split up to get lunch at different places. I was sitting at the front waiting for her and this guy dressed in some army-looking uniform walks by me and stops kind of gazing at my head and goes (without saying hi or anything), "what is that?" pointing at my head, "is that called a hijab?" I was like uhhh yea? and he just went "oh ok" and slowly walked away. When I saw my friend I told her about him. He had walked up to her only minutes earlier and asked the same thing.

3. Also last week I was sitting on the grass at the campus quad writing a short summary that was due in like an hour. This random lady walks up who doesnt look like a student...

Random lady: "can I ask you a question?"
Me: "sure!" thinking it was gonna be about hijab or something.
Random lady: "I left my kids with someone over there (pointing to a building), we're stuck here in town and need $38. Can you give us some money?"
Me: "I dont carry cash (the truth). Isn't there somebody in the student union you can ask for help?
Random lady: "Can't you just go to the atm?"

Dont misunderstand...I'm not against giving charity but this is just wacky. Who walks up to students on a campus quad and practically begs for money? I dont know if she was sincere or not but I've been conned once before. I got out of that situation b/c just then it began to pour.

[shsh]

me: i am taking the AP French test today
friend: thats hot!
me: right...i dont have to...
friend: thats hot!
me: are you ok?
friend: yeah!
me: yeah..so anyways...i dont need to take the test cuz the credit doesnt matter
friend: thats hot!
me: why are you turning into Paris Hilton?
friend: you really think so?! thats HOT!
me: *steps away slowly*

[sally]

one of my bio professors is extremely pregnant. and sort of moody. we know because she can yell without a microphone and be heard by 500 students throughout the room

the other day she was yelling and told somebody to SHUT UP really harshly. i kind of mumbled under my breath, "somebody needs to give birth already" and a bunch of people heard me and cracked up

i felt kind of mean it must be hard though, teaching while pregnant...

[vegetables]

scene: my sister was talking to my younger brother


sister: lets make a time capsule and put it in the wall!
me: yea go give someone that satisfaction 100 years from now at your own expense right now


english teachers are so weird

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

The other day I was watching "Arranged" with my mom:


*The girls dad is making wudu*

Mom: Oh no! are they about to slaughter a goat?
Me: huh?
Mom: oh that's his arm, sorry I thought it was a goats leg!
Me: