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12-18-2007, 04:04 AM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
yesterday, i had a bit of an argument with my manager
 I write a newsletter for the department and included loads of funny, imaginative stuff including an interview with another manager who's seen as being very strict.Manager: no, your interview needs to be edited. These 2 questions need to come out. me: what? I've edited most of it already.....? Manager: i know but i don't want them in there *stares blankly* me: ok, *edited, printed out copy without interview at all, newsletter is now stripped down to skeletal backbone* Manager: where's the interview?! me: i'm not including my work if it's going to be edited and bastardised Manager: you have to put it in, it's not a request me: umm, yes it is, when it comes to my own work, it is a request and no, i'm not going to put it back in and this is the last month i'm making this newsletter. I can't work with you anymore, your communication skills are atrocious. Manager: *stares blankly*
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12-19-2007, 06:34 PM
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my friend: yeah some guy started talking to me in spanish..and i was like "no habla espanol" and people started laughing. i dont know why
 me: uhh maybe cuz u just said "i cant speak spanish" IN SPANISH!  friend: ooooooooooooh 
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12-19-2007, 09:05 PM
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Me at the Masjid sending out a mass text to my peoples: 'Eid Mubarak!
Brother: Right back at you  shadha
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You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. BREAST CANCER
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12-19-2007, 09:37 PM
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kids say the cutest things ever
setting: eid dawat
location: playroom area participants of the convo: all below age of five except me 5 year old girl, henna flashes the flashlight on the wall says while she is surrounded by five to six other kids all around her amazed by what their little eyes were seeing Henna: "look nabil, an octupus "nabil: "omggggggg thats an octupus  "then they look back and find me ease-dropping at their cute conversation meanwhile Im trying hard to control my laughter  so they direct my attention towards a small spider on the wall and say "khalah, look at that octupus" me: "omg thats so scary..im scared: :giggling: then the spiders starts crawling on the wall which makes them a little uncomfortable nabil: "khala dont be scared, i am not scared "
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12-22-2007, 04:48 PM
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Me to my baby brother after he was mean to our 1-year-old cousin: Say sorry to her.
Him: But she can't say "It's okay."   
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12-23-2007, 05:20 PM
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8 year old sis: What was Prophet Adam (AS)'s surname?
Me: Probably Patel. sis: Really? Prphet Adam Patel (AS)? Me: 
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Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. (The Shawshank Redemption)
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12-23-2007, 05:43 PM
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My co-worker was cleaning up our workspace. he came upon a tied up plastic bag.
co-worker: is that trash? while picking up the bag: that's my lunch! I know I can't cook man, by why you gotta call it trash?
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12-24-2007, 12:07 AM
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friend: Dalal told me, you're meaner than I am, and your bitter sarcasm beats mine by 20x
me: G, things you did not know.... friend: well, now i feel i have a chance to improve..:angel face: me: what does that suppose to mean? 
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12-26-2007, 10:22 PM
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taking pictures...
me: AHAHAHAH ilikemyscarf: what?! me: asiya, i can hear you smiling AyEshAa: wth?!
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My Lord, Expand for me my breast and make my work easy for me and loosen the knot from my tongue so they may understand my speech (Quran) In happy moments, praise Allah. In difficult moments, seek Allah. In quiet moments, worship Allah. In painful moments, trust Allah. In every moment, thank Allah. "Friends on that Day will be foes; one to another except Al-Muttaqoon (the pious)" [al-Zukhruf 43:67]
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12-27-2007, 10:19 AM
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My family is off to Walden Galleria Mall in Buffalo to finish some Christmas business. It's my first visit there since moving to Chicago in February 2006 and I'm shocked at some of the changes:
Me: Where did that Best Buy come from? Mother: The Best Buy Genie put it there. Waved a magic wand. Me: Now I KNOW that's a lie. Everyone knows genies don't use wands! Mother: True. But you do have to rub the right spot... Father: Actually he wiggled his nose.
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12-27-2007, 12:39 PM
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My husband and I were brainstorming girls' names:
Hubby: what about spanish names? Like, Maria. I don't know any other spanish names. Me: Yes you do. Hubby: what? Me: Ignacia Hubby: oh. annamaria. me: yeah, Isabela. manuela hub: Automatica Me: Me: AUTOMATICA???? Hub: WHAT? It IS a name. IT IS.
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12-27-2007, 01:43 PM
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We despise all reverences and all the objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our own list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us. Mark Twain
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12-27-2007, 06:00 PM
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12-27-2007, 06:14 PM
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Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. (The Shawshank Redemption)
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12-27-2007, 06:26 PM
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We despise all reverences and all the objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our own list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us. Mark Twain
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