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my friend got a new cell phone case and the man was putting it on her phone...
friend: be careful!!! man:...... friend: so what if i took the case off and my phone broke? friend's brother: then you'd have to be mentally retarded man: i would say that, but i have to be nice to my customers 
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10-04-2008, 03:17 PM
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Me and my friend are talking about things that increase our marriage potential. =p
Friend: OH I CAN MAKE RICE, but they stick together... like the whole pot Me: Oil! Friend: i ALWAYS forget. and then when my mom tells me, im like lets put it in now, and she looks at me like... i'll get no where in life. Me: OMG I KNOW THAT LOOK. i get it daily.
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10-04-2008, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
 It's worse when your mom actually tells you daily that you're failing at life.
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10-05-2008, 09:27 PM
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friend: isn't islam similar to christianity? me: we're similar to judaism more friend: what's that? me: umm... like jews... they're like the richest people friend: JEWISH PEOPLE HAD A RELIGION EH. how like.. out of it am i? me: they're filthy rich. they run the business world... and hollywood friend: dang. how did this happen?
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10-06-2008, 03:49 PM
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Haneef: Barack Obama! Barack Obama! Barack Obama!
Madiha: Haneef BE QUIET! Haneef: Madiha, you're a BRAT Obama. Madiha: I'M TELLING!
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10-06-2008, 03:55 PM
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My mother stumbling around my brother's dirty bedroom while complaining "Where is he going to find a wife thats going to put up with this slob?" (Said in Urdu so its a thousand times more funnier)
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10-06-2008, 06:20 PM
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the guy across the street: there is a squirrel in your house
me: no duh sherlock.
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10-08-2008, 10:58 AM
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We were driving home from an Eid dinner and my dad pulls one of his classic guilt trips. He always does this and gets really dramatic.
Me: Baba, can you please put out that cigarette? The windows are up and I'm right behind you and the smoke isn't going anywhere but through my nostrils. Baba: So? Me: My beautiful pink lungs are turning black. Don't get me started on second hand smoking. Baba: Ya'ani...(pauses and gets choked up but I know he's lying)....ya'ani...you wouldn't sacrifice your life for your father? Me: What?! Baba: You're not willing to die for your father? Me: OMG Baba you're ridiculous. Baba:  If only he could quit...he'd be an even more awesome father. EDIT: I posted a convo a while back when my dad said that we are not losers and haters, but winners and lovers. Yeah, well I just heard him call my mom a hater for making fun of wedding slideshows.
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10-08-2008, 01:38 PM
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My cousin pissed me off.
His sister: Yeah, he's being a little weird but he's saying you should unblock him Me: A little? UN SE KEHDO, KE AAJ KE BAAT HAMAARA KOI RISHTA NAHIN...KOI RISHTA NAHIN! (Translation: You tell him, henceforth we ARE NO LONGER RELATED! Her: Okay I will and I'll make sure to sound as dramatic as you
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10-09-2008, 02:37 AM
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my 7 year old brother: bhaijaan told me hes going to take me to paris to see the iphone tower one day.
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10-09-2008, 04:46 PM
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assalamu alaykum
mum says: how come your thing says away? mumsays: and i been on for about an hour and thought you were really away zzze says: just got on , not on msn anyway, just checking male zzze says: mum says: lol I then got talking about living in a house of pmting girls.. mum says: should buy a huge jar of evening primrose and leave it for everyone zzze says: mum, FAKE cute zzze says: i think she may be schizo zzze says: moody as hell then ''oo hhehehe and acting cute'' mum says: watch out zzze... WE are following in nans footsteps ... mum says: anyway how you feeling today? mum says: apart from ratty 
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10-09-2008, 05:10 PM
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whenever my mamoo gets goats around bakra eid time, they name them biloo and kaloo
 so my little cousin was talking to me n my mamoo was telling her what to say...mamoo: bolo..mein biloo, aap kaloo (say...im biloo, you're kaloo) little cousin: mein? (me?) mamoo: mein biloo little cousin: aap? (you?) mamoo: aap kaloo little cousin:  .......... BAHHHH! 
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10-10-2008, 02:10 PM
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Remember my sister's unhealthy like for cutting up dead babies?
Turns out that applies to dead people in general. She missed one day of work (for Eid) and that was the day they did an autopsy on a 66-year-old man at the hospital and she was really sad.
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10-10-2008, 08:53 PM
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Videochatting with my little cousins (3, 5, and 6) back home in the States via Skype:
Me: Laila, do you have skype? Laila (3 yrs old): No! I have a scarf! I miss them 
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