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when we spent the night at their house! sheesh!
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oh. u mean when you spent the night? 
well that conversation took place after you went home. i remember now.
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
Baby brother: [Timbit], can you help me make this toy work?
Me after looking at it: It needs batteries.
Him: Yes... don't you have any?
Me: Of course I do (I stock up on them just for him and his toys) and I'll put them in for you too, but we'll play with the toy after we read a book and practice writing lower-case letters, k?
Him:   Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
But that's exactly how it ended up working. 
 
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12-04-2007, 05:42 PM
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i was at my locker and my friend stopped by and said hi. we had the next class together
friend: hi zara!
me: heyy! sat where you sat yesterday
friend: huh?! 
me: i meannnn sit where u sat yesterday! 
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12-05-2007, 12:16 AM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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Baby brother: [Timbit], can you help me make this toy work?
Me after looking at it: It needs batteries.
Him: Yes... don't you have any?
Me: Of course I do (I stock up on them just for him and his toys) and I'll put them in for you too, but we'll play with the toy after we read a book and practice writing lower-case letters, k?
Him: Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
But that's exactly how it ended up working.
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small kids (4 y/o or younger) are hilarious when they tell adults what to do. my baby cousin is a backseat driver, telling us to slow down, wear our seat belts, and proceed with caution. I think he's gonna work at the DMV when he grows up |
12-05-2007, 07:05 AM
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*at my locker*
my friend: hi, my name is shsh and i am a loser.
me: hi, my name is your face, and i am ugly.
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12-05-2007, 07:21 AM
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small kids (4 y/o or younger) are hilarious when they tell adults what to do. my baby cousin is a backseat driver, telling us to slow down, wear our seat belts, and proceed with caution. I think he's gonna work at the DMV when he grows up |
Yeah, I was just so surprised when he said "Sorry, it doesn't work that way." And he laughed too, the little brat.
My brother and younger cousins do that in the backseat too.
My brother especially is very good about telling me to drive slower when weather conditions are bad. And my cousin (she's almost 5) started telling everybody when to stop and when to go as soon as she learned what light signals mean. She'll be like "It's green... green means go!"
At least it's good to know that all the time spent teaching them traffic safety (left/right, light/crosswalk signals and to read the word "STOP") wasn't wasted.
Yesterday evening, walking home from the bus stop to my place, I turn around to look at whose behind me and there's this middle-aged man who starts saying something and it sounds like "Blah blah blah blah blah, wicked mon." I had the hardest time understanding this guy 'cause of his accent. I felt like such an idiot. 
Him: Blah blah blah blah blah wicked mon
Me: Sorry?
Him: Blah blah blah blah blah wicked mon
Me: Excuse me?
Him: That Miller is a wicked mon!
Me: Who?
Him: The mayor... Miller.
Me: I'm sorry, who?
Him: The mayor! David Miller! He's a wicked mon!
Me: Oh! Why do you say that?
Him: He doesn't clear the sidewalks!
Me: Ohhhhhh. Yeah, it's ridiculous... all this ice.
Him: That wicked, wicked mon.
Me: Yeah, he's evil, eh?
Him: He's a wicked mon!
Me: Well, at least the roads are clear. I walk on the road sometimes if the sidewalks are too icy.
Him: Well, the sidewalks should be clear too. 4 people fell on the sidewalks; I heard it on the news. That wicked mon!
Me: Yeaaaah... why'd you vote for him then? :P
Him: I didn't vote for him! I don't vote.
He then went on a rant and all I heard was "wicked mon." I was nodding and smiling and pretending like I understood.
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12-05-2007, 07:25 AM
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Yeah, I was just so surprised when he said "Sorry, it doesn't work that way." And he laughed too, the little brat.
My brother and younger cousins do that in the backseat too.
My brother especially is very good about telling me to drive slower when weather conditions are bad. And my cousin (she's almost 5) started telling everybody when to stop and when to go as soon as she learned what light signals mean. She'll be like "It's green... green means go!"
At least it's good to know that all the time spent teaching them traffic safety (left/right, light/crosswalk signals and to read the word "STOP") wasn't wasted.
Yesterday evening, walking home from the bus stop to my place, I turn around to look at whose behind me and there's this middle-aged man who starts saying something and it sounds like "Blah blah blah blah blah, wicked mon." I had the hardest time understanding this guy 'cause of his accent. I felt like such an idiot.
Him: Blah blah blah blah blah wicked mon
Me: Sorry?
Him: Blah blah blah blah blah wicked mon
Me: Excuse me?
Him: That Miller is a wicked mon!
Me: Who?
Him: The mayor... Miller.
Me: I'm sorry, who?
Him: The mayor! David Miller! He's a wicked mon!
Me: Oh! Why do you say that?
Him: He doesn't clear the sidewalks!
Me: Ohhhhhh. Yeah, it's ridiculous... all this ice.
Him: That wicked, wicked mon.
Me: Yeah, he's evil, eh?
Him: He's a wicked mon!
Me: Well, at least the roads are clear. I walk on the road sometimes if the sidewalks are too icy.
Him: Well, the sidewalks should be clear too. 4 people fell on the sidewalks; I heard it on the news. That wicked mon!
Me: Yeaaaah... why'd you vote for him then? :P
Him: I didn't vote for him! I don't vote.
He then went on a rant and all I heard was "wicked mon." I was nodding and smiling and pretending like I understood.
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LOL...was he a bum? its always fun to have convo's with bums....lol
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12-05-2007, 07:27 AM
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LOL...was he a bum? its always fun to have convo's with bums....lol
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No, I don't think he was a bum. Lives in my neighbourhood, so I guess he was my neighbour. 
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muslimahpower: i burned my hand. it hurts 
me: it's cause you type too much
muslimahpower: LOL
me: so you really did burn it because you type too much?? 
muslimahpower: LOL NO
muslimahpower: i droppe dsometing o nit
me: don'ttt lieeeeeee
muslimahpower: i DID
me: you lied ?!!
muslimahpower: NO
muslimahpower: I DID DROP SOMTTING
muslimahpower: stop stupiding me 
me: ROFLMAO
me: but i lowe you
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“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
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THE FUNNIEST THING EVER HAPPENED TODAY
even tho im not really gonna be doing sales, i need to know a little bit of this stuff regardless
so i was being trained on how to get people to sign contracts with us, like how to convince them
(earlier during our convo, something about ramadan had come up.)
the manager (another woman, not the one who inspired me to start this thread) used this girl as our pretend customer and we grilled her for a while
after the session was over, the manager said we'd have to use her again on Monday to go through more stuff, including more grilling
and i said to the girl, "yeah, we're gonna make you sign one contract for each of your nine lives"
manager to me: HAHA IS THAT LIKE AN ALLAH THING, MISS RAMADAN??
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
Najma says (1:38 PM):
im doing medical marijuana
Shashi says (1:38 PM):
=O
Shashi says (2:43 PM):
are you high yet?
Najma says (2:43 PM):
LOL
Najma says (2:43 PM):
i'm doing
Najma says (2:43 PM):
a paper on medical marijuana
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Me: how do you say pig in urdu?
Ilikemyscarf: suwar
Me: isnt that pork?
AyEshAa and Ilikemyscarf: THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Me: how do you say pig in urdu?
Ilikemyscarf: suwar
Me: isnt that pork?
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Me: how do you say pig in urdu?
Ilikemyscarf: suwar
Me: isnt that pork?
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal |
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