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On Thanksgiving food when my friends and I had our feast on Sunday:
Me: You're trying to kill me.
Friend: Yes, but with love!
Me: I really, really, REALLY HATE "Free Bird!"
Friend: How can you hate "Free Bird?" That song has a history!
Me: Yeah, well so did the Third Reich.
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11-22-2007, 04:42 PM
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this was today while we were at the thanksgiving day parade... hoards of ppl were pushing and shoving trying to get through to the front line...
person 1: Ive been here since 6AM from new jersey
person 2: ive been here since 4AM from alabama
person 3 (with thick accent): im from norway and im very tired!
everyone shuts up....
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11-28-2007, 08:29 AM
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11-28-2007, 06:31 PM
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So today at work, I have this older woman co-worker who can not say my name for the life of her. Every time she gets on the intercom to call me up, she manages to find a whole new way to butcher my name.
Manager: 'Cen-sar' to the front please, 
Me: Yeah, I know. She can't say my name. 
Manager: Ahahahaha
Me: Hey! Why don't you go up there and be like, "You've been saying her name wrong, her name is really ShaNayNay"
A few minutes later over the intercom:
"Sha...sha...shaNAYNAY to the front please."
The entire crew fell out laughing and all day we were laughing every time she called me over the intercom.
For those who don't know.
shadha-
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11-29-2007, 10:21 PM
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lecturer: This is a racial breakdown of TB cases in the U.S. As you can see, asian-americans have the highest rates of TB here while caucasians have the lowest.
whispering to my white friend: and who says we don't contribute anything to society?
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lecturer: This is a racial breakdown of TB cases in the U.S. As you can see, asian-americans have the highest rates of TB here while caucasians have the lowest.
whispering to my white friend: and who says we don't contribute anything to society?
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LOL!
tenchar.
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11-30-2007, 08:10 AM
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So today at work, I have this older woman co-worker who can not say my name for the life of her. Every time she gets on the intercom to call me up, she manages to find a whole new way to butcher my name.
Manager: 'Cen-sar' to the front please,
Me: Yeah, I know. She can't say my name.
Manager: Ahahahaha
Me: Hey! Why don't you go up there and be like, "You've been saying her name wrong, her name is really ShaNayNay"
A few minutes later over the intercom:
"Sha...sha...shaNAYNAY to the front please."
The entire crew fell out laughing and all day we were laughing every time she called me over the intercom.
For those who don't know.
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Cen-sar?!? WTH?! Lol!!
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11-30-2007, 08:14 AM
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Me: where is my bracelet?
AyEshAa: right thereeee
Me: where? 
AyEshAa: right THERE
Me: idiot, those are my earrings. why can't you see, are you deaf?
AyEshAa: why can't you HEAR me are you BLIND?!
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while in Canada last weekend, i walked out of a grocery store and held the door open for the woman behind me.
"Thank you  "
now i think i started to say "No problem." but then i changed my mind and wanted to say "You're welcome."
so i somehow jumbled my words together and it came out as,
"No welcome ."
and i smiled when i said it too
my sister calls me dyslexic 
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Me: where is my bracelet?
AyEshAa: right thereeee
Me: where?
AyEshAa: right THERE
Me: idiot, those are my earrings. why can't you see, are you deaf?
AyEshAa: why can't you HEAR me are you BLIND?!
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i was there when this happened and didn't even get it 
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“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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i was there when this happened and didn't even get it
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it was just me n asiya upstairs. u werent even there that day
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assalamu alaykum
When I lost something.
me: Where is it?! I need to find it.
esa (now 7?8?): Go on ebay.
me:  what?!
esa: yeah, ebay. B always goes on there to buy things.
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12-01-2007, 10:08 AM
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it was just me n asiya upstairs. u werent even there that day |
wasn't it the day we were looking for my earringggggg?
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
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jehovahs witness girl tried to stop me in the street:
girl: excuse me, you look spanish, are you spanish?
me: no sweety, i'm too brown to be spanish.
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12-01-2007, 02:03 PM
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wasn't it the day we were looking for my earringggggg? |
no  when did u lose ur earring
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no when did u lose ur earring |
when we spent the night at their house! sheesh!
forget it i give up 
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”
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