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[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by caffienetime

ummm...actually if you are gay, you cant be muslim. thats like commiting shirk and saying you are a muslim

You actually can be Gay and be muslim You're just committing a major sin that's all. Shirk is worse in the sense that you're worshipping someone/thing other than Allah. Gay means you've just got a diseased Heart.

[caffienetime]

Originally Posted by wheelworks

You actually can be Gay and be muslim You're just committing a major sin that's all. Shirk is worse in the sense that you're worshipping someone/thing other than Allah. Gay means you've just got a diseased Heart.

well...i personally wouldnt look at a gay person and ever think of them as a muslim. thats like saying that when Allah created you, he made a mistake in deciding your gender. what kind of bs is that?

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by caffienetime

well...i personally wouldnt look at a gay person and ever think of them as a muslim. thats like saying that when Allah created you, he made a mistake in deciding your gender. what kind of bs is that?

Allahu Alam

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Originally Posted by caffienetime

well...i personally wouldnt look at a gay person and ever think of them as a muslim. thats like saying that when Allah created you, he made a mistake in deciding your gender. what kind of bs is that?

Muslims do commit sin. Sinning doesn't necessarily take one out of the folds of Islam. If a gay Muslim rejected the fact that homosexual acts are haram then that might take them out of the folds of Islam.

[amina9183]

Originally Posted by caffienetime

well...i personally wouldnt look at a gay person and ever think of them as a muslim. thats like saying that when Allah created you, he made a mistake in deciding your gender. what kind of bs is that?

Not all gay people say they are in the wrong body, and how would that be different than someone that complains about a trial they are going through and questions why its happening to them. I mean, are they committing shirk by questioning the wil of Allah? The Prophet(saw) said that the shirk in his ummah will be like an ant on a rock. I don't see how anyone can say that a gay person isn't muslim, when Allah has laid out the characteristics of a believer in the Quran, and He never said "those who pray, those who are heterosexual" Homosexuality is a grave sin, and I'm not saying its not, but I don't think you can declare someone out of the fold of Islam over a sin. How many times is homosexuality mentioned in the Quran? And how many times is salah? Salah is mentioned something like 80 times, and it is the difference between a believer and non believer--yet even with that there is a difference of opinion whether or not a muslim that doesn't pray has left the fold of islam, so homosexuality would be a pretty big leap. If they were to deny its a sin, then they have left islam. But if they admit what they're doing is haraam, and accept it as a huge, huge sin, then they are still muslim. Unless someone can provide proof otherwise?

[Timbit]

Sister: We were just walking around, you know.
Me: Where?
Her: Around the 'hood.
Me: Doing what?
Her: Holding it dowwwwnnnn.

[afrakabob]

(while watching a TV clip of how crowded the Democratic National Convention was)

Mom: "This stadium reminds me of when we used to take you kids to the circus"

[Saja]

^^Hahaha. Parents are so cute.

This convo took place with my family as everyone was getting ready to go to my brother's future fiance's house for the first time after asking for her hand to work out the details. I stayed home to baby sit one of my nieces, hence the Cinderella comment.

My sister randomly punched me.
Me: Hey, I've got wudhu, but I'll re-do it so I can kick your butt.
Sister: I don't have wudhu so I can beat the crap out of you now. *we start fighting*
Brother who's getting engaged inshaAllah: Guys, should I buy her roses?
Me: Her super protective brothers will probably answer the door and take them from you, so don't be gay. Buy her chocolate or something.
Other brother: I've got it. Buy her 11 roses and one crystal rose, and tell her I'll love you until the last one dies.
Everyone: LOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRR. Wow. Are you sure you're not a boater?
My mom: Oh how sweet. I think I want to buy her a Vinegar set.
Me: A WHAT? *does she already want her to start cooking?*
My mom: You know, that perfume?
Me: hahahah VERA WANG?!
My mom: Same letters.
*Everyone gets ready to leave all dressed up*
Me: What the heck. I feel like Cinderella. Oh well, I guess that means I'll look amazing at the ball.
Other brother: Sure, but that also means you look like total crap now. Bye Cinderella.

[sumiyia]

hahahaha.. thats funny stuff saja

[zakk]

15 years ago, while riding in a car in India with my dad.....


Dad: Look at these idiots..... standing on street corners with brylcreem in their hair, looking for girls.

16 year old zakk: yeah dad, I bet you used to do the same thing.

Dad: it was fun

the funny thing is his face looked exactly like that smilie

[caffienetime]

me: thats not fair
mom: i dont care
mme: can you make my hair?

[TrentReznor858]

Originally Posted by caffienetime

well...i personally wouldnt look at a gay person and ever think of them as a muslim. thats like saying that when Allah created you, he made a mistake in deciding your gender. what kind of bs is that?

[caffienetime]

Originally Posted by TrentReznor858

caffienetime sez: you are gay.

[Sim]

so i was teaching some kids about the 5 pillars. kids are too funny

i tested them before they were allowed to leave the class...

me: ok tell me what the 5 pillars of islam are.
kid: uhhhh hajj.

me: yup
kid: um FASTING!
me: ok
kid: zakaahhh
me: ok
kid: hhm uhh oh yeh SALAAH
me: good
kid: anddddddd....uhh MAGRIB?

me: almost...4/5 isnt bad

[Timbit]

Originally Posted by Sim

so i was teaching some kids about the 5 pillars. kids are too funny

i tested them before they were allowed to leave the class...

me: ok tell me what the 5 pillars of islam are.
kid: uhhhh hajj.

me: yup
kid: um FASTING!
me: ok
kid: zakaahhh
me: ok
kid: hhm uhh oh yeh SALAAH
me: good
kid: anddddddd....uhh MAGRIB?

me: almost...4/5 isnt bad

Awwwwww. Kids are so cute.

Mine were playing with a flashlight in a dark room today while I was trying to look for something in the very back of my (very dark) closet.

So I went to their room and asked them if I could borrow their flashlight and they all got so excited and followed me to see what I was going to do with it.

Like, they had no idea there was an actual use for those things. They just thought it was a fun toy. Then the oldest one (my 5 year-old cousin) goes to the others "See? I told you a flashlight is a good thing to have!" Like she knew all along.

Me: Yes, you thought it was a good thing to have to make scary faces in the dark with.