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So, I joined a new gym and I've seen this auntie-looking lady there. She always smiles at me, so I smile back. It's nice to see an auntie at the gym regularly, so good for her.
Last week, I went to yoga and I saw her there and afterwards she asked if I was married. I said I was and that pretty much ended the conversation. I saw her again today and she was like "is your husband doctor". I said that he was and she nodded approvingly. Then she asked if I was and I told her I was working on my PhD and she was all confused. Then she said "computers is good field!". One of my (white) friends goes to the gym too and asked if I knew her and I said no, but she probably just wants to be friendly. It's semi-normal to be that a desi lady would want to make conversation with me randomly, but my friend was like WTH? 
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08-02-2008, 03:26 PM
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Hubby: I have these patients whose last name is spelled M-U-S-S-E-L-M-A-N
Me: ok Hubby: But they're not Muslim! Me: yeah, they're probably Jewish Hubby: Then why is their last name MUSALMAAN? Me: musalmaan is muslim in urdu.
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08-02-2008, 04:19 PM
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oooohhh myyy godddd
soooooo my mom and i are in the kitchen..my bros on the laptop in the dining area...and we can hear everything hes watching on youtube...and then this video in urdu starts playing REAL loud..and just for that video my bro turned up the volume cuz he doesnt get urdu that well anyway...anyawys...two seconds later...THIS URDU CURSE WORD GOES OFF.. like teri maa ki something something (something really bad about your mom) i dunno how the actual word is spelled or whatever, not that id write it down...but OOOOOOOOOMG my mom flipssssssssssssss out and my bro was like, what? what happened..and im like AHHHHH THEY JSUT SAID THE F WORD IN URDU stop stop..and hes so confused and my mom was like THATS IT. give me the laptop and go pray asr NOW! hahahahaha and my bro was really traumatized.. freaking ABCDs MAN. meanwhile i was trying not to die laughing while icing the cake..so i just giggled to myself ahhahah it was all just so random and wrong.
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08-02-2008, 04:43 PM
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also my brother was talking about pakistani cricket to me (hes just getting into it) and hes like reading online or something..really loud..then hes like
'hey baaji, you know...this shahid afridi guy..." and he TOTALLY pronounced it like all white...SHAA-HEED AF-REE-DEE (the af in african) and it cracked me up really bad ABCDs are the funniest people on earth.
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08-02-2008, 05:03 PM
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08-02-2008, 05:07 PM
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08-02-2008, 06:41 PM
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soooooo, i live in this community full of aunties who come to my gym, usually in the mornings. i go in the evening though. but anyway they always have lots of interesting feedback for me
like the most recent: "beta (child/dear), why you have to work out like this? so much? everytime im coming youre always here!" sally: *smile* it's nice to see you after so long! "beta, listen, you dont even need to work out this much.." sally: ok aunt....but.. *aunty holds up hand dramatically and theres an awkward pause as aunty goes into serious thinking mode for a second.* "actually this is good, what you are doing. just keeping fit. you are unmarried, no? just keep fit like this til you are married. then you dont need to do it anymore" ...
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08-03-2008, 01:57 AM
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me and my mom talking about marriage ...
mom: some girls will love a guy even though hes shirk... me: shirk? mom: yea that green monster me: SHREK
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08-03-2008, 02:02 AM
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08-03-2008, 02:11 AM
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08-03-2008, 10:33 AM
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One of my chief residents seems to have made it his mission to find me a guy...
At breakfast yesterday... Chief 1: So you're single, right? Me: Yeah, I am. Chief 1: Are you gay? Me:  Um, no....Chief 1: OK. Well, I know this really cool Indian guy, he's an engineer, blah blah blah Me: OK. Do you know if he's Muslim. Chief 1: I don't think so... Does it matter? Me:  Yeah, this is gonna go real well...
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08-04-2008, 06:30 PM
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OK, my chief residents are seriously turning into rishta aunties...
This was a convo today with another chief who was present for the previous little exchange. Chief 2: So you remember the chat we had on Saturday? Me: Yup *how could I forget?* Chief 2: Well, I was at that wedding on saturday, and everyone was talking about this website, I think it might be good for you... it's called Facebook or something? Have you heard of it? Me: Yes...Chief 2: Really?! How come everyone's heard of it and I didn't? They said they all had profiles, even my wife's had one for a while and I didn't even know about it. Me: okaaaaayChief 2: Hey, at least she listed herself as married. Me: *dying of laughter by this point*
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08-05-2008, 09:03 AM
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ilikemyscarf: so what books do you have to read for school?
me: The Devil in the White City and Seabiscuit: An American Legend ilikemyscarf: i haven't heard of the first one. but i heard that seabiscuit is an amer... me: don't tell me you were gonna say it's an american legend ilikemyscarf: i was  
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08-05-2008, 09:11 AM
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08-05-2008, 03:25 PM
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Me to my sister: Stop being such a loser.
My baba and his adorable accent: *GASP* Who's a loser? I never raised a loser. No one in this house is a loser. Me: Okay baba. I'm sorry. Baba: You were born a winner habibti. And InshaAllah you will always be a winner. All of you. My sister who just wants to confuse my dad: No baba. Don't worry about her. She was just being a hater. Baba: Autho billahi min al shaytan al rajeem min al HATRED! No one in this house hates anything. We are not 'haters' Both of us: haha okay baba. Baba: I never raised you to be a 'hater' or to be a 'loser.' Baba: We are winners and lovers. Me and my sis: *letting my dad have his moment and trying hard not to bust out laughing* Baba: Do you dig? Are you picking up what I'm putting down? I like how he uses his 70's slang and freaks out about todays slang. He's so cute.
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