Cracked Out Real Life Conversations

[ShotgunMessiah]

Originally Posted by sally

Spice: when is your july 4th?





....

Isn't everyone's July 4th... July 4th?

[shsh]

so...i was on the bus and i was sitting under the air conditioning so water was dripping on me and i kept wiping it off.
there was this lady sitting in front of me and she had a cup with her. after a while she offered it to me and well....yeah....read on... <.<

lady: do you want the cup to collect the water in?
me: no its ok, i dont need to use the restroom

[Safia]

everyone's sitting around my room, so this was random:

cousin: do you need a lift?
sister: uh no....
cousin: I MEANT YOUR FACE.

everyone: ooooohhh

[RestlessSoul]

this occurred this past thursday, July 3rd

instructor: so, do you have any plans for the holiday tomorrow?
lady: yeah, the kids are going out of town, so I'll have some time alone for once.

(chiming in): Well....they do call it independence day

[shadha]

********: i think thats the hilarity of itt, whats like really important that DOES go on in islamica?
********: except Female Personal Hygiene
********: which is 90%
********: please make duas (F)
********: duas coming ur way sister (F)
me: hahahahaha i knowww
********: duas to you sister (F)
me: pray for me (F)
********: lollll, like what does everyone do?




shadha-

[sally]

i had to return this comforter set. i get out of the car, open the trunk, get it out (its HUGE) and ask my brother to wheel over a cart, throw it in there and push it to the returns dept.

him: sigh... why
me: ummmmmmmmmmmmm, it's a mans job. carrying heavy stuff..thanks.
him: but... this is home stuff..that you wanna RETURN..so women should be carrying it. thanks.


burn.


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(this convo took place entirely in english)


i started to praise some organic mango drink my mom got and she was really happy because i barely ever go nuts over food or drinks purchased by my family members.

mom *really happy at my endorsement and addressing little brother who wasnt really listening *: "see, this is healthy stuff...you need to stop with your caffieine and your cocain.."

me *out of it up until now but STARTLED* mom, WHAT? cocain?! did you just say COCAIN???

mom: ahhaahaahaaaa oops i meant coke, obviously...duh. that was a baaaad slip

little brother tuning back in: wait, what? did mom just make a reference to cocain? *addressing mom* Doctor, i'm reporting you to the state board!

[sally]

brother was tagging along with me in the store while i looked at some earrings.

there was a mirror at the far end of the 'aisle', and i had to walk past it to get to another dept.

him: uhh, you cant walk this way...*points to the opposite end without mirror* YOU MUST walk the other way!

me: *confused* and uh Why?

him: *really serious look* umm because, your reflection might crack the mirror

me rolling eyes...VERY FUNNY!
*continues walking...approaches mirror...brother wails exaguratedly, puts arms around/over mirror, sheilding it from my reflection and hugging it tihgt as if it's a person who's going to die

[Spice]

Originally Posted by sally

me rolling eyes...VERY FUNNY!
*continues walking...approaches mirror...brother wails exaguratedly, puts arms around/over mirror, sheilding it from my reflection and hugging it tihgt as if it's a person who's going to die

Hehe

[Aida]

Cousin: I feel bad, yesterday I hit a girl.
Me: Don't do things with remorse. I mean either do something without any remorse or don't do it at all.
Bro sarcastically: That's a great lesson that you're teaching her.
Me: Oops?
Cousin: I didn't hit her with remorse, I hit her with food.
Me: ...do you know what remorse is? It's not an object.

[vegetables]

<unprovoked mom pwnage>
im sitting there and all of a sudden...

mom: its weird that you're short
me: WHAT???
mom: no no, i dont mean it like that. you're short compared to your brothers
me: WOW THATS ALOT BETTER

[sally]

my dad makes fun of me for talking like a valley girl..sometimes when im on the phone in front of him and im talking like, 'SO OMG YOU GUYS LIKE it was totally so cool' he imitates me and repeats the same thing..and his accent isnt exactly fobby so it really sounds sarcastic

anyways the other day i got a text from him..all it said was "oh really, WOW TOTALLY COOL"

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by sally

my dad makes fun of me for talking like a valley girl..sometimes when im on the phone in front of him and im talking like, 'SO OMG YOU GUYS LIKE it was totally so cool' he imitates me and repeats the same thing..and his accent isnt exactly fobby so it really sounds sarcastic

anyways the other day i got a text from him..all it said was "oh really, WOW TOTALLY COOL"

Wow that so TOTALLY COOL donchaknow

[Deel]

Originally Posted by sally

my dad makes fun of me for talking like a valley girl..sometimes when im on the phone in front of him and im talking like, 'SO OMG YOU GUYS LIKE it was totally so cool' he imitates me and repeats the same thing..and his accent isnt exactly fobby so it really sounds sarcastic

anyways the other day i got a text from him..all it said was "oh really, WOW TOTALLY COOL"

*after leaving the house of a family friend of ours*
dad: their street name is sliger. or is it slyer? sleeger. sliger.
me: baba, it's SLIGER
dad: how do you know?
me: 'cause it's not that hard to pronounce..
mom: but so and so says sleeger
me: yeah, 'cause she's fob.
dad:
me:
dad: mom, do you know what she means by fob? she's saying they're fresh off the boat
mom: *shakes head*
dad: so wait aren't you fresh off the boat?

[sally]

unnamed: anyway, this rishta guy, they sent a pic today
unnamed: as if we needed it
unnamed: we saw him at the wedding
sally: you like?
unnamed: i like being single, yeah.

[Aida]

You know you're an islamican when...

Me: What is up with this food love?
Sis: Who is that?
Me: fooood looove, love shown via food.
Sis: Oh. I thought you were talking about a user name on islamica.