[shsh]

Originally Posted by Spice

Um, thats creepy.

on my part or his?

[Spice]

must I choose one?

[shsh]

Originally Posted by Spice

must I choose one?

<.< no its ok. but in my defense. i had only three hours of sleep and i was used as a trampoline by three little kids the night before <.<

[poga]

In the pharmacy
I said oh please mercy
In the forum
I say SALAM
Now where is my gift
I am busted tyre sandal asking for the lift

[shsh]

Originally Posted by poga

In the pharmacy
I said oh please mercy
In the forum
I say SALAM
Now where is my gift
I am busted tyre sandal asking for the lift

are you trying to write a poem?

[jinnzaman]

So my mom's been nagging me with life lectures for a good ten minutes (why don't you save your money? why do you hang out with your friends all the time? why don't you study more? etc)

I'm trying to get ready so I can go study and I keep politely telling her that I have to leave but she keeps talking, so finally I'm like "MOM! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE, CUZ I WOULD'VE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY NOW! YOU TALK SO MUCH!"

My mom smiles and quietly says "I'm so glad I'm not you're mom! You're adopted!" and then we both laugh and she walks away.

[shsh]

Originally Posted by jinnzaman

So my mom's been nagging me with life lectures for a good ten minutes (why don't you save your money? why do you hang out with your friends all the time? why don't you study more? etc)

I'm trying to get ready so I can go study and I keep politely telling her that I have to leave but she keeps talking, so finally I'm like "MOM! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE, CUZ I WOULD'VE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY NOW! YOU TALK SO MUCH!"

My mom smiles and quietly says "I'm so glad I'm not you're mom! You're adopted!" and then we both laugh and she walks away.

wow...you talk to your mom like that? i would have been thapparmafied if i said anything even close to that!

[Timbit]

shsh: It wasn't creepy on your part. Or his, even. You were tired; it's allowed. I put my feet up on the subway too and I don't even care. But I usually slip off my shoes and sit cross-legged if I'm tired 'cause I don't wanna take up two seats. Courtesy. People sometimes look at me kinda funny, but there are always other more interesting characters around, so it doesn't matter.

About the other more interesting characters: Today. Three high-school boys. Dear God, I hope these three weren't representative of the teenage boy population 'cause they were the most vulgar kids ever. Honestly, they come in and start talking LOUDLY about... just really gross things. Like they're bragging about all the sex that they're supposedly having (though, of course, they're not and that's probably why they feel the need to broadcast it to the world). That wasn't even the problem though: it was more the demeaning way in which they were talking about the girls they know. Picture Aryan amplified by... a lot! Gross, gross, gross.

At first I was like ('cause they were right in front of me, and plus were really loud), But then I couldn't help but laugh 'cause these guys were just that ridiculous. Not like laughter, but like nervous laughter. I was looking around at the other people to see their reactions and some other people found it kinda funny. So then when the guys were leaving, a couple of us were laughing about it amongst ourselves but they saw us and one went like "Enjoyed that conversation, eh? " No. shame. None at all.

Then they left and we were all like "Omg, what the hell was that?" One girl was like "Ummm...that was a bit much" and I was like "That was way too much! They couldn't have been over 15!"

Pretty crazy. Ya Allah, I really hope all kids today aren't like that. And if they are, then may Allah protect our children. I'm never gonna have any.

[sally]

my 13 yr old brother cracked a lame joke

me: wow, your joke is dead..like it didnt even exist
him: uh, so how did it die?

...

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by sally

my 13 yr old brother cracked a lame joke

me: wow, your joke is dead..like it didnt even exist
him: uh, so how did it die?

...

Was that the lame joke or had he already told it? Or both

[pax]

So I was teaching my nephew the cardinal directions, and after chanting them a while, I figured he was ready to stand the test.

me: so what are the cardinal directions?
nephew: uummm..north?
me: yes yes! *totally excited over the fact that he has actually learnt something*
nephew: south?
me: absolutely!
nephew: .....
me: no, don't give up, one more?
nephew: and...eeh..umm, sweden?

We have a veery looong way to go...

[shsh]

Originally Posted by Timbit

shsh: It wasn't creepy on your part. Or his, even. You were tired; it's allowed. I put my feet up on the subway too and I don't even care. But I usually slip off my shoes and sit cross-legged if I'm tired 'cause I don't wanna take up two seats. Courtesy. People sometimes look at me kinda funny, but there are always other more interesting characters around, so it doesn't matter.

oh...ok...

well yeah....also speaking of weirdly interesting characters....i was waiting for the train and this women, probably in her late 20s was there with her son, i guess. the kid was about 9-12...but yeah. he was irritating his mother continuously on purpose and the mom didnt seem to get the hint cuz she was too busy trying to call someone. a few minutes later, i found out that she was calling her husband or sons dad...i dont know if they were married. but yeah. she went ALL out on him.

her: what the F*** were you thinking?!?! i tried calling you hundred times. you dont even CARE about US! you are sitting there doing i dont know WHAT THE F*** YOU ARE DOING while your SON AND I are in the HOMELESS SHELTER! people STEAL SH** there! EVERYTIME i get some money you call and ask me for money! THATS NOT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! MAN SHOULDNT BE ASKING WOMEN FOR MONEY! IT should be the other way around!

and she kept going and going and going. a few minutes i caught the eye of this other guy and we both awkwardly smiled and then the janitor guy who worked at the train station came and said something to the woman. and the woman started yelling at the janitor....

all i heard was "YOU SHOULDNT BE STARING!" cuz the train came and i had to get on.......

[sally]

(11:01:46 AM) *********: you talk about them like theyre your favourite wives
(11:01:52 AM) sally: theyre my bffs
(11:02:06 AM) *********: best fwends fowevow?
(11:02:11 AM) sally: yup
(11:05:04 AM) *********: yah i have a couple those things too
(11:05:06 AM) *********: theyre handy
(11:05:13 AM) sally: haha
(11:05:14 AM) sally: THINGS?
(11:05:14 AM) sally: LOL
(11:05:25 AM) *********: well, theyre tangible arent they?
(11:05:28 AM) *********: and i USE them
(11:05:42 AM) sally: ur a user.
(11:05:43 AM) *********: actually more like i abuse my priveleges....you know being best friends and all
(11:06:12 AM) *********: hahahahah yes...*cough* My name is ********* and I am a User. *circle applauds and hugs *******
(11:06:20 AM) sally: LOL
(11:06:22 AM) sally: NO ONE HUGS
(11:06:23 AM) sally: FOR THAT
(11:06:29 AM) *********: SHUT UP ITS REHAB
(11:06:35 AM) *********: everyone gets hugs there
(11:06:43 AM) *********: even the people with contagious diseases


***

(11:08:17 AM) *********i: your blog....is like an autobiography
(11:08:37 AM) *********i: you should like...publish, go on rachael ray...and endure her laugh for 30 minutes to increase book sales
(11:08:45 AM) *********i: and than go home....and BUY yourself an awesome husband
(11:08:57 AM) *********i: CHEMISTRY INCLUDED WITH PURCHASE
(11:09:06 AM) *********i: now that my friend, is a plan (Y)
(11:09:43 AM) sally: yeah right
(11:09:45 AM) sally: it'll be a chemistry textbook
(11:10:57 AM) *********i: as long as its payin the bills..

[DramaRani]

This just happened a few minutes ago. I was trying to print something at work. After restarting the comp, checking the cables that go into the printer, and turning the printer on/off, I called Dell.


Dell Customer Service Rep: How is your printer connected to your computer?
Me: Through a wire ... (thinking to myself like DUH)
CS Rep: What kind of wire?
Me: Ooh let me check.

*Follows the wire from the printer down towards the tower*

Me: Its a U.... S... OMG I'm so stupidddddddd!
CS Rep: Its unplugged, isn't it?
Me: Yes. I'm so embarrassed. I only checked to see if it was plugged into the printer, not the tower. I'm so dumb.
CS Rep: Are you a blonde?
Me: WTH? No .
CS Rep: Check ALL of the plugs before calling.

[shsh]

lol he actually asked if you were a blonde? lmao.