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Saja: Me: What's that?
Neighbor: Once a nun, don't get none. Me: Okay...well....it was nice talking to you. Bye! HAHAHAHAHAHA  shadha-
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06-11-2008, 05:50 AM
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assalamu alaykum
my husband was showing me some pics he took of his last day of teaching at the school me: awww, that little kids looks cute, he is indonesian? him: he's the one that makes bombs me: oh..ok. aw, he looks like a nice kid him: he's the one who makes the viruses. 
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06-11-2008, 03:59 PM
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i was on my laptop in the living room watchin something, and my bro kept coming in and out of the room turning on/off the tv a few times
so i would pause what i was watching cuz itd get loud in the room, and he was all like 'um, baji, i know you're watching inappropriate things  you keep pausing when i walk in so stop.
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06-11-2008, 04:11 PM
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some auntys over and i made this dessert so i gave some to her and my little brother.
aunty: this is really good! 13 yr old brother: ummm, no it's not. stop lying to her aunty. she's gonna get a big head now! aunty: whatever! you're gonna miss her cooking when she gets married and moves away brother: umm, no...i'm moving with her when she leaves. *** me looking in the mirror after trying a new outfit on: MAN, i look good! bro: uhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh right, stop looking so hard in the mirror, you're gonna crack it ** me: something something is ridiculous! him: your face is ridiculous ** me: look at me, i'm a model! him: ummmmmmm, baji please stop dreaming so much...thank you me:  him: just kiddingggg i looooooooove you 
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06-13-2008, 12:30 AM
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I was laying on my moms bed having a chat:
Me: I wonder if someone would buy my cellphone off ebay... Me: Maybe they wont notice the tape holding it together Mom: Me: It's really not funny
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06-13-2008, 01:59 AM
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Die Kunst ist tot says: what are you in school for again?
Najma says: i have no idea yet Najma says:fashion design Najma says: maybe architecture Najma says: english is always an option Najma says: math Najma says: science Najma says: trophy wifery Die Kunst ist tot says: that last one should suit you Najma says: lol but im so much moreee than that Die Kunst ist tot says: yes Die Kunst ist tot says:and your rich husband's opulence will allow you to explore all of what you are Die Kunst ist tot says: while working the least amount possible Najma says: its almost like you know me better than i know myself Die Kunst ist tot says: LOL
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06-13-2008, 02:45 AM
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Family Chilling in My Bedroom and Chatting
[Parents are talking about the grocery bill and why the chicken was so expensive in Urdu and Punjabi] Sister to Me: Dad told me that our family is descended from Sikh. Me: Thats just a myth. Most Punjabis before Islam were actually Buddhist and they assisted the Arab invaders in their conquest of India because they were oppressed by Hindus. Dad: No, our ancestors were Sikhs. Me: You yourself told me that our male lineage came from Bukhara and Samarkand and our maternal lineage is from Ferghana (all of these locations are currently in Uzbekistan) Dad: No, dadi-ama (grandmother) is Sikh. Me: How is that even possible when her Muslim family lineage preceded the creation of Sikhism? Dad: We're jhatt. Me: Most Jhatts are descendants from Buddhists, not Sikhs. Mom: Jhatts are the stupidest people on earth! They're lazy and they have no brains! They're hard-headed and stubborn! Dad: Why'd you spend so much money on the chicken!? Mom: Don't tell me how to get grocery! Dad: I wouldn't tell you how to get grocery if you knew how to get grocery! [continue bickering in Punjabi] Sister: (rolls eyes) Punjabis! Me: Don't look at me yo, I'm adopted.
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06-13-2008, 02:19 PM
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Sis: Eww they're cutting a whole pig. *in reference to a top chef episode*
Me: Oh, when I watched that episode I just pretended that they were cooking chicken. Sis: You're stupid.
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06-13-2008, 09:27 PM
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Me: It's soo hot! the car said it was 110 when I first got in
Mom: Yeah, I have to wait 5 minutes before I can touch the steering wheel Me: I just drive with no hands until it cools off... Mom: I wish you hadn't told me that Me: I was just kidding!!! Mom: And now you're lying to me!! ...I was lying, I drive with no hands 
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06-14-2008, 02:03 AM
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06-14-2008, 02:04 AM
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Wow. Now I know why they don't let women drive in Saudiyyah.
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06-14-2008, 04:54 AM
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assalamu alaykum
whatever, the men are worse..driving with one leg up on the dashboard and occassionally napping because the roads are straight  Mr.z and i were driving to the mall when we saw a truck selling watermellons to the right of the highway... me: ooo watermelons, shall we get some? mr: yeah! :drives across the highway, car beeps: me: oh.my.God. mr: what??? me: We nearly died. mr: no, look because (starts explaining why we didnt nearly die with his hands OFF THE WHEEL) me: wTH?!?!  Forget the watermelons!mr: why are you so scared today? So we nearly get killed for a watermelon that we don't get? *sigh*
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06-15-2008, 12:01 AM
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Ayesha: did i tell you how much i lvoed being lectured
 Ayesha: LOVE it me: lmfao me: yes me: it's fantastic isn't it Ayesha: nope.. SPLENDID! me: the yelling and the dirty looks and the compliments on how you're a failure at life me: so uplifting. Ayesha: makes me feel like im flying
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