Cracked Out Real Life Conversations

[IbnMardhiyah]

Originally Posted by ShotgunMessiah

What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue.

They say that's one of the possible ways that the Sun might end up rising from the West

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by ShotgunMessiah

What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner.

lol, at your friend.

But is that for real? I did not know that. Does that mean the world will turn upside down, and everything will move backwards?

[ShotgunMessiah]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

lol, at your friend.

But is that for real? I did not know that. Does that mean the world will turn upside down, and everything will move backwards?

No it was one of those spam e-mails that go around. That's not the only little blurb there, it's the only thing he had any response to. There was other stuff in there like the whole Mayan calendar thing, the enormous volcano in the mid-west US, other stuff. All of them are "true" but blown out of proportion by the e-mail.

It was basically saying that scientists and religious groups are all talking about how we'll all die in 2012.

[vegetables]

i was at macys buying stuff for an interview, my sisters and broinlaw were with me

cashier: you guys related?
me: yea
cashier: let me guess you're her brother <she points to my sister>
me: yea
cashier: you know how i can tell, by looking at your eyes
me: ok...

.. as we leave the store ..

<sisters are laughing>
me: what?
sis: uhh she was flirting with you..
me: uhhh i dont think so
sis: YES SHE WAS
me: so thats how they do it


god im retarded

[zeyneddine]

Originally Posted by vegetables

this is actually old but its one of those "wow i cant believe you said that" moments...

a rishta was over for my sister and the conversation turned into what kind of animal everyone looks like.... yea... i dunno how that topic came up but it did

my older bro to the guy: you know, you look like a real snake.
the guy:
mom:
<awkward silence, OMG SOMEONE BREAK THE TENSION>
me: uhh well now we know who the jackass is...
mom:


crisis averted.

HAHAHHA. I laughed out loud. Brilliant

[zzze]

assalamu alaykum

I posted a picture of Mr.z and I's foot imprints in the sand...and my sister responded with:

write my name in the sand too pls
and then mish mish next to it
and then the little kittens i wanted to rescue from the market who tried to jump down my jilbaby
they were crying for me
and thennnnnnnnn
draw a little spider to represent the spider that mum said couldnt bite then it bit mish mish on his tongue when he tried to eat it
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im always right

[Bruinrab]

Bro: What did you do all day?
Me: Apartment hunting.
Bro: Well did you shoot one?
Me:

[Saja]

Me and my bestest friend were reading the Outsiders in in 8th grade (we still make references to that book) and the teacher had the audio narrative on, but I was reading ahead like a nerd face and I was confused about the word sonofagun so I whispered...

Me: Pony girl, what the heck is a sonfigin?
Sara: A who? That sounds like something complex the socs used, wait let me read that part.
Me: *continuing to reread the word thinking sonafigin, sonofogoon...* It might be another language or something
Recording: "son-of-a-gun"
Sara: YOU GREASER! Hahahah! Hooked on phonics....sound it out....hahaha

I still get made fun of.

........

My dad erasing old dvr shows: what is dis chappal show?

[Sha_]

I was watching a repeat of Britains Got Talent finals, thinking about the eurovision song contest (no I didnt watch it)...

Me: They should have a Europe's Got Talent. Now that would be a real freak show
Sister: Just watch America's Got Talent .

[Aida]

Sis: We consume too much.
Me: You just CONSUMED a whole bunch of food, fatass.
Sis: That was food, it's a necessity!

[Saja]

My crazy neighbor who sits on the porch all day wearing crazy wigs who knows I'm Muslim:

Neighbor: Sweetie, did you become a nun?
Me: No, it's called a hijab it---
Neighbor: But your Catholic, right?
Me: Umm, nooo I'm Muslim.
Neighbor: But you believe in God, right?
Me: Of course I do, and His Prophets.
Neighbor: Good! Because you know what they say about nuns...
Me: What's that?
Neighbor: Once a nun, don't get none.
Me: Okay...well....it was nice talking to you. Bye!

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Originally Posted by Saja

My crazy neighbor who sits on the porch all day wearing crazy wigs who knows I'm Muslim:

Neighbor: Sweetie, did you become a nun?
Me: No, it's called a hijab it---
Neighbor: But your Catholic, right?
Me: Umm, nooo I'm Muslim.
Neighbor: But you believe in God, right?
Me: Of course I do, and His Prophets.
Neighbor: Good! Because you know what they say about nuns...
Me: What's that?
Neighbor: Once a nun, don't get none.
Me: Okay...well....it was nice talking to you. Bye!

lol what the hell?!

[Timbit]

It's true.
Unless you break your vows.

[Sim]

Originally Posted by Saja

My crazy neighbor who sits on the porch all day wearing crazy wigs who knows I'm Muslim:

Neighbor: Sweetie, did you become a nun?
Me: No, it's called a hijab it---
Neighbor: But your Catholic, right?
Me: Umm, nooo I'm Muslim.
Neighbor: But you believe in God, right?
Me: Of course I do, and His Prophets.
Neighbor: Good! Because you know what they say about nuns...
Me: What's that?
Neighbor: Once a nun, don't get none.
Me: Okay...well....it was nice talking to you. Bye!

good one.

[sumiyia]

my brother is graduating from undergrad...

Brother: mom won't let me write "Salman is teh winnar" on my cake
sumiyia: hahahaha... why!!.. hahahahahaha