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04-26-2008, 11:26 PM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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some german musicians went to karachi recently and they played with my cousin and her husband at an event and afterwards they came over to their house
they were really hungry and one of them opened my cousins fridge...found a cone of mehendi/henna and started to eat it before anybody could say anything
and then he was like, 'interesting...is this some form of weed?'
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How could he stand to eat that stuff? I tasted it before and it was the most awful thing ever and it left a stain on my tongue 
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
my 3-yr old nephew just told my bhabi [sister in law] she's ugly! I'm gonna have a field day with this  .
nephew: you jama [dress] ugly! you ugly!
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04-27-2008, 12:26 AM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
*harry potter was on tv*
Mom: what is this?
Me: It's harry potter....
Mom: Oh my, He's an ugly boy!
Me:
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04-27-2008, 06:41 PM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
I.M convo:
Najma says:
im supposed to be doing psych
Najma says:
but i stopped
Najma says:
cus my cousin called
which brings me to my next question
Najma says:
do you think uncle phil is gay?
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
I don't think I've ever met him
Najma says:
LOL
Najma says:
im talking about from the fresh prince
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says: LOL
Najma says:
AHAHAHA
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
I just reread that
Najma says:
DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY UNCLE?
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
lmao
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
for a second I did
Najma says:
AHAHAHA
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
but anyway, I'm pretty sure he is
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
Me (in a room of 5 people): Yaaaaaaay!!! Let's talk about sumat funny everyone...
*silence*
True story.
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04-28-2008, 12:30 PM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
that's hard on the eyes.
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Originally Posted by iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu
I.M convo:
Najma says:
im supposed to be doing psych
Najma says:
but i stopped
Najma says:
cus my cousin called
which brings me to my next question
Najma says:
do you think uncle phil is gay?
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
I don't think I've ever met him
Najma says:
LOL
Najma says:
im talking about from the fresh prince
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says: LOL
Najma says:
AHAHAHA
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
I just reread that
Najma says:
DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY UNCLE?
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
lmao
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
for a second I did
Najma says:
AHAHAHA
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
but anyway, I'm pretty sure he is
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
My dad's been commuting to work recently, but his job is a couple of hours away, so he has to wake up really early. He was heading to bed, but I stayed up to talk to my brother (the one who's been having issues recently). As he's going, my dad says (in seraiki):
"Goodnight kids, make sure to turn out the lights and lock the doors and windows. And please be quiet when you argue".
Awww.
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
My 5 year old cousin has gotten into the habit of saying, "your mama" whenever he can't think of anything mean to say.
Cousin: Your mama!
Me: My mama?!  She's your aunt, I'm gonna tell on you, ooo.
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04-30-2008, 12:05 PM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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I.M convo:
Najma says:
im supposed to be doing psych
Najma says:
but i stopped
Najma says:
cus my cousin called
which brings me to my next question
Najma says:
do you think uncle phil is gay?
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
I don't think I've ever met him
Najma says:
LOL
Najma says:
im talking about from the fresh prince
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says: LOL
Najma says:
AHAHAHA
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
I just reread that
Najma says:
DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY UNCLE?
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
lmao
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
for a second I did
Najma says:
AHAHAHA
[c=48]Sparks[/c=36] says:
but anyway, I'm pretty sure he is
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I read that as Dr. Phil first for some reason.
Anyways, he is married, so I doubt it. But did you know he was the voice of the Shredder on the original 1980s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series? |
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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I read that as Dr. Phil first for some reason.
Anyways, he is married, so I doubt it. But did you know he was the voice of the Shredder on the original 1980s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series? |
Damn, that's cool trivia. I didn't know that.
He also bears a strong resemblance to Suge Knight. |
05-01-2008, 11:18 AM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
(01:10:40 PM) figment of imagination: lately theres been a ton of dawats
(01:10:44 PM) figment of imagination: for some reason
(01:10:48 PM) figment of imagination: i guess cuz summers starting
(01:10:54 PM) figment of imagination: anyways everybody (all the aunties) talk about having my dholki and stuff
(01:10:55 PM) figment of imagination: and im like um ok
(01:11:01 PM) figment of imagination: its really awkwad/embarassing
(01:11:13 PM) Spice: lol
(01:11:20 PM) Spice: be like
(01:11:27 PM) figment of imagination: i just look at the floor
(01:11:30 PM) figment of imagination: im nto even kiddng
(01:11:32 PM) figment of imagination: i look like a retard
(01:11:33 PM) figment of imagination: haahaaha
(01:11:34 PM) Spice: "thats great, but I still havent decided which of you im going to invite"
(01:11:37 PM) Spice: and like...walk off
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hahhaa..
haha.. we're such internet geeks.. 
Omair: omA... that's the new one the kids are using these days
Sumiyia: pfft.. thats like 3 years ago
Omair: but if you take omgz and make it omAz, isn't that shirk?
Sumiyia: not if you make it zomA
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scene: I'm in my room studying. my brother knocks on the door (he wants to play wc3 on my PC)
<knock knock>
Me: Yes?
Him: Sir, I'm doing a door to door study on I Can't Believe Its Not Butter. Can I ask you a few questions?
Me: Sure. Go ahead I can hear you fine.
Him: Sir, this is interview must be face to face.
Me: My face is ugly. Go away.
Him: My ugly tolerance is extremely high.
Me: Go away.
two seconds later
<knock knock>
Him in a feminine voice: girl scout cookies
This is what I deal with pretty much every day.
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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scene: I'm in my room studying. my brother knocks on the door (he wants to play wc3 on my PC)
<knock knock>
Me: Yes?
Him: Sir, I'm doing a door to door study on I Can't Believe Its Not Butter. Can I ask you a few questions?
Me: Sure. Go ahead I can hear you fine.
Him: Sir, this is interview must be face to face.
Me: My face is ugly. Go away.
Him: My ugly tolerance is extremely high.
Me: Go away.
two seconds later
<knock knock>
Him in a feminine voice: girl scout cookies
This is what I deal with pretty much every day.
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Aw, reminds me of my little brother. How old is he? |
05-02-2008, 07:01 PM
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Aw, reminds me of my little brother. How old is he?
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