Cracked Out Real Life Conversations

[DramaRani]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

not made up, thats the difference between a shallow desi

Yup, I'm totally shallow and extremely brainwashed by Bollywood because that's all I do, all day long. I sit at home and watch Bollywood movies, ZeeTV, B4U and some other Desi trash shows.

[/sarcasm]

[sally]

we're in Bio studying cloning and talking about the ethics of cloning. the professor asks us all if our child died, whether we would want to clone him or her...so my group and i are talking and im like, "talk about a whole new bunch of expectations to live up to..and one hell of a traumatic childhood. like, hey you think you've got it rough? HI, i'm a clone of my parents first dead baby"


OK WHATEVER IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME.

[shadha]

I was working and these two [black late 20s] guys came in. They were decent looking, but not not all that. So anyway, they come up to the register and start asking for different types of cigars. I'm getting them their cigars, not really paying attention to them when one of the guy says:

"So...so when you get off work?" with a flirtatious raise of an eyebrow.

As I was turning my sight to him I sucked my teeth and said, "Late. " in a really shot down type of manner. My facial expression and tone of voice really gave a I couldn't be bothered with you type of reaction, which I didn't really mean to give, especially since he was with a friend, but I did. As soon as I did, the guy had a moment of shock and awe, now his facial expression was hilarious, and his friend started laughing at him and walked away.

Not taking the hint, he went on to say, "Don't get shy when you see me on the street. " and I was like, "Oh. Right.....Sure. "...I had to smile. I felt bad.


shadha-

[sally]

my cousin fahad photoshops his face onto a picture of a famous biker

my cousin ihab: WAH, WAH! you look gayer than louis armstrong

me: ummmmmmmmmmm, ihab you genius, it's LANCE armstrong

[ilovethisdeen]

Voicemail on friend's phone:

"Uh, hi this is Michael...you know the guy who, uh, totaled your car...hah...ummm, I hope it's OK but I got your number off the police report and I was uh, wondering if you'd like to go for ice cream tonight?"

[zzze]

assalamu alaykum

i cant find the IM cracked out thread?

this is an msn convo between my lil 8 yr old bro and I

B says:
[sister:]esa's here
z says:
hey Esa
B says:
helllo i will speak to you later
B says:
[sister:]he said he dont wan miss johnny test (a TV programme) haha
zohra says:
johnny test?
B says:
[sister:]but he told me he didnt want me to tell you why

awww

B says:
guess what mish mish (the cat)did today it was so cute
B says:
mum go his lil vetcarrier thign out so she could take him
B says:
and he saw it
B says:
and ran ran ran all the way to my room
B says:
came and purred by my head to wake me up
B says:
and laid on my bed thinkign hes safe there
B says:
then mum came
B says:
and got him
B says:
now he aint speakin to me

lol . i miss home.

[sally]

im in the student lounge right now

there's a guy sitting here with a girl in front of him and he went really loud just now, while looking at her in the face, AM I YOUR BOYFRIEND?! AM I YOUR BOYFRIEND? HELL NO.

soooooo freaking embarassing for the girl..but cracked me up

[IbnMardhiyah]

my friend at work, in a very sincere voice:

"I always wanted to be known as the nice guy so that when I die, my epitaph would read "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY."

everyone within earshot busted out laughing till some were red in the face

[shsh]

Originally Posted by Rida

@ bunyaan. i bet that was u as well

.....

[Bluestar]

Ragga muffin, me
azbo, Rain

azbo says:
my stomach just rumbled

azbo says:
really loud

azbo says:
LOL

azbo says:
what can i do

Ragga muffin says:
today my stomach rumbled and i thought it was my phone vibrating


_____________________________


azbo says:
LOL

azbo says:
ok

azbo says:
i KNEW

azbo says:
i just KNEW

azbo says:
you were going to say that

azbo says:
i swear to god

Ragga muffin says:
lol

Ragga muffin says:
no way?!

azbo says:
but i thought let me hear it from her

azbo says:
wallahi!!!

Ragga muffin says:
that's not fair

azbo says:
hehehe

Ragga muffin says:
how am i ever supposed to be funny

Ragga muffin says:
if you know about the jokes before i say them

Ragga muffin says:
i PROTEST!

azbo says:
you can't be funny with me, sorry

Ragga muffin says:
smell my chaddis

[sally]

my lil cousin is MEAN!

me: okay so give me 5 reasons for why i'm cool
him: 5 reasons
.......................


jerk!

[sally]

some german musicians went to karachi recently and they played with my cousin and her husband at an event and afterwards they came over to their house

they were really hungry and one of them opened my cousins fridge...found a cone of mehendi/henna and started to eat it before anybody could say anything

and then he was like, 'interesting...is this some form of weed?'

LOLL

[Aida]

My younger brother and I were discussing some things related to sunnah and hadith. After he concluded, he stated the obvious by saying:

Bro: You're stupid.
Me: Is it also sunnah to call your older sister stupid?
Bro: I hate you.
Me: I thought so.

Youngsters these days .

P.S. not necessarily cracked out.

[muslimahpower]

my cousin's khala had a baby...
4 year old cousin: unka naam kya hain? (whats her name?)
other relatives: abhi nahi rakha naam (we haven't named her)
4 year old cousin: mein inka naam Benazeir Bhutto rakhre hoon (im naming her Benazeir Bhutto)
other relatives: woh naam kahan se suna?! (where'd you hear that name?!)
4 year old cousin: tv!!!

[Deel]

Originally Posted by muslimahpower

my cousin's khala had a baby...
4 year old cousin: unka naam kya hain? (whats her name?)
other relatives: abhi nahi rakha naam (we haven't named her)
4 year old cousin: mein inka naam Benazeir Bhutto rakhre hoon (im naming her Benazeir Bhutto)
other relatives: woh naam kahan se suna?! (where'd you hear that name?!)
4 year old cousin: tv!!!

MP kidnap her already!!!