[muslimahpower]

Me: yeah in 8th grade we had to make a thing out of cake. whats it called? that thing with ribosomes n stuff? is it an atom?
ilikemyscarf: that's a CELL
Me: close enough a cell has a atom in it right?
ilikemyscarf: it has MANY atoms in it!!
Me: whatever it was sooo two years ago. u wouldnt remember either.
ilikemyscarf: atleast i know the difference between a nucleus and a cell!
Me: see u dont even remember what i said two minutes ago. i said ATOM not NUCLEUS!

[Aida]

person: "sex and the ummah" what a title. It's like sex and the city.
me: hahaha what the hell?

---

person: why does he have so many newspapers? what does he do with all of that?
me: maybe he's like a hamster, he poops on the newspaper.
person: that would explain the smell.

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

*me and my sister were mad at my brother(s) for something*

Sister: Yeah we don't need men
Me: Nope. I changed the oil today...well I didn't actually change it but I got it changed..
Sister: Uh huh
Me: And you know who changed it? a lesbian. not a man!

[sally]

Originally Posted by Bruinrab

I had a friend who got in trouble with "doosray haath per..."

(on the other hand...)

bahahahahaha

that's hilarious

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Me: Where do rubber trees grow?
Sister: ..Wiki...
Me: What?
Sister: Wiki
Me:...How do you spell that?
Sister: WIKIPEDIA, girl look it up!
Me: Oh... I thought it was some country I'd never heard of

[shsh]

i was subbing in preschool and hte kids were learning the letter "V"

so the teacher holds up a vest and is like...
"kids what is this?"
kid 1: shirt!
teacher: does shirt start with v-v- V?
kid 2: sweater!
teacher: does sweater start with v-v-V?
kid 3: BUNYAAN!


me and teacher crack up like crazy!
lmao...kids......

[shsh]

Originally Posted by shsh

i was subbing in preschool and hte kids were learning the letter "V"

so the teacher holds up a vest and is like...
"kids what is this?"
kid 1: shirt!
teacher: does shirt start with v-v- V?
kid 2: sweater!
teacher: does sweater start with v-v-V?
kid 3: BUNYAAN!


me and teacher crack up like crazy!
lmao...kids......

to add to it.....when the teacher asked me if i knew what it was...i said...


west....



there you go rida

[LEGALEAGLE]

Originally Posted by shsh

to add to it.....when the teacher asked me if i knew what it was...i said...


west....



there you go rida

Kind of like me telling the class that we used the saucepan to make tea...

[shsh]

Originally Posted by LEGALEAGLE

Kind of like me telling the class that we used the saucepan to make tea...

yeah? well my students asked me to teach class in urdu.



one time this lil girl came up to me, from first grade, and was like: "you are just like my hafiz sahab. you teach and you talk in urdu."


lmao.


i tell my kids to "jao" and "chup"

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Ria Patel (9/1/2007): lol awww
Ria Patel (9/1/2007): baby turn me on
Ria Patel (9/1/2007): im ur desi girl
Ria Patel (9/1/2007): =)

[DramaRani]

WTH? I think I just vomited in my mouth . I think some people make up these little real life conversations in their heads .

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by DramaRani

WTH? I think I just vomited in my mouth . I think some people make up these little real life conversations in their heads .

not made up, thats the difference between a shallow desi chic, who would make a comment like that, and the open-minded white girl!

here's her profile in fact if you think im lying, surprise suprise she is half white and isnt brainwashed by stupid bollywood nonsense.

*snip*

[Ameerah]

Originally Posted by DramaRani

I think some people make up these little real life conversations in their heads .

...and then forget that that's where they should stay.

This happened on the bus this morning:

Neighbour's 3yr old kid trying to get up the stairs when he encounters a 6'4 guy standing in the way..

Kid's mother: Excuse me please
Tall guy: *deaf*
Kid: GET OUT OF MY WAY, young man.
Mother: That's not what we say, ______!
Kid: What? I said 'young man'!

Haha he's so cute. The whole bus was snickering. He's actually one of the sweetest kids and his mother is SO polite.

Maybe he was having a bad morning.

[Rida]

Originally Posted by shsh

to add to it.....when the teacher asked me if i knew what it was...i said...


west....



there you go rida

@ bunyaan. i bet that was u as well

[sumiyia]

Me: I have "black hole sun" stuck in my head..
Mister: Me too! Been playing non-stop in my head all day..
Me: Me too!!
Mister: I think we're telepathetic..
Me: