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Afra: "actually, once i leave my room im a free-market loving capitalist piglet"
Friend: -feeds her the flesh of starving children- ps: ....i'm really not.
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03-24-2008, 12:44 AM
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So, me and my cousins and relatives were over from Chicago and for some reason the movie Water came up.
cousin: awwww that was such a sad movie! me: Yeah that was pretty funny. The guy tells his daughter she's a widow [bewa] and she asks "for how long?"... cousin: hahahaha yea she didn't even know me: ... yeah and then they threw her into the pagal-khana [insane asylum] ... cousin: ... that wasn't a pagal-khana! me: okay okay my bad, so it was a bewa-khana, so like ... my sister and my cousin, my mom and my uncle and my aunt all exchange glances and then start laughing their heads off AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA me: ... did I miss something?
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03-26-2008, 12:44 AM
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my away message told people to distract me because i was studying
so my friend IM'ed me: brian: i cant believe obama is throwing in the towel afra: WHAT afra: WHAT afra: WHAT afra: ????????????????? brian: :distracts: brian: hahaha ooooooooh GOTCHA afra: b*stard afra: I WILL SHANK YOU
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03-27-2008, 04:35 PM
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let's just say i'm not the best at interpreting social context:
Judge: Mr. Soul, I told you to be back at 11:30. I got confused because it was 11:30 right then. The Judge motions to the huge courtroom wall clock which no one has bothered to fix and now errantly reads 2:30 p.m. The Judge starts laughing at his own joke (one he's probably used a million times, haha). Me (accidently blurting out the first thought in my head): You know I'm on DST right? Yes, I expected my Irish judge, Black court clerk, and Polish security guard to be well aware of DST.  (DST = desi standard time) ------------------------------------ joking with the radiologist: Radiologist So, have you ever had an ultrasound? Me: Nope. Never been pregnant.
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03-27-2008, 04:47 PM
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03-27-2008, 07:42 PM
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so my mom and aunty and cousin are all like .... you fool, there's no such thing as a bewa-khana when i speak in urdu, the only thing that makes it more funny than my californian surfer dude accent is when I make up words on the fly [or so says my parents]
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03-28-2008, 01:22 AM
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 Hilarious, bu... vat means shank please? Also, you should probably ask people to not distract you while you're studying. Quote:
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Where'd he learn that? Ahahahahhahaha! Big bro: Who do you call when your parents are trying to force you into a marriage? Me: Umm...your friends to ask to stay at their place for a while? Him: True. But seriously, can I report them for child abuse?Me: Sure, but I think you're kind of an adult now. Him: Who can I call? There has to be some law against this. I'm gonna ask my law professor. He never did find out. Me to my baby brother: What'd you do at school today? Him: Eat. Me: Oh, yeah? what'd you eat? Him: Pita with sauce...lettuce...apple. Me: Was it good? Him: The apple wasn't. It was sour. Me: How about the lettuce? Him: No, but the pita bread with sauce was good. Me:  Okay, so what else did you do?Him: What else is there? Seriously, this kid never wants to talk about what they do at school. He always mentions eating or playing... nothing else. He's at school everyday for 3 hours. I'm sure they do things other than eat and play. Probably everything they do seems like playing to him? I dunno; I don't get it.   
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03-28-2008, 06:31 AM
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why do you want to know?
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03-28-2008, 11:20 AM
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And also 'cause sometimes if we ask him to practice writing the letter R, say, he goes like "Why do I have to do this? I did it at school."
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03-28-2008, 11:17 PM
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Okay, so I'm working at this restaurant and I was talking to one of the line cooks, right?
So while eating some cake, I'm like "Bradalicious*, everybody's telling me I'm gonna gain weight on this job. Has that been true for you?" And he's like "Oh, yeah... before I worked here, I used to be a supermodel." He's really large. *Bradalicious isn't his real name, but close enough. We have so much fun at work.
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03-31-2008, 09:46 PM
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i made good food.
husband: I will never be able to eat out with this amazing food. sana: Damn 
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04-02-2008, 02:43 PM
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Bro [he's older]: SAFIA GET ME A BAND AID
Me: NO Bro: WHAT?! Me: I SAID I WILL IN A MINUTE! Bro: ok! It felt good to say no sigh.
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04-06-2008, 05:05 PM
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my grandmother, who is about a foot shorter than I am was shouting at me.
my little brother overhears the shouting. bro: you shouldn't shout at people who are bigger than you. grandma: that's right yusuf. Bro: then why are you shouting at her? That is very bad. you shouldn't do that. all: and we all cracked up because he was talking in arabic, and the words for older and bigger are the same, so we weren't aware that he was scolding my grandma until the end of the conversation.
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04-06-2008, 05:10 PM
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(on the other hand...)
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