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assalamu alaykum
lol, awww! Blue, I Must see you this week, ok?
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ahahaha...the temptation is there...but i shall refrain.
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11-11-2007, 04:24 PM
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inshallah  text me 
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I also share a house with a 6 month old baby.
me: when you grow up littlebug, you ain't being nasty to girls, ok?
A: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: yup, you've got to treat girls with respect, ok?
A: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: and no fornicating, do you hear?
A: *silent*
me: oi?
A: aaaaaaaaaaa
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today at work some old ass arabic fob man sees my name tag (this convo was in arabic but ill translate)
him: heba..youre arabic?
me: yes..
him: from where?
me: lebanon
(proceeds to ask a million questions about my village and last name and typical arab stuff)
him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
him: wanna go back to beirut with me?
me: no
him: are u gunna marry from lebanon or canada
me: i dunno
him: marry someone from lebanon
me: no
etc etc..
he was creepy. my manager had to save me lol
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11-11-2007, 10:10 PM
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today at work some old ass arabic fob man sees my name tag (this convo was in arabic but ill translate)
him: heba..youre arabic?
me: yes..
him: from where?
me: lebanon
(proceeds to ask a million questions about my village and last name and typical arab stuff)
him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
him: wanna go back to beirut with me?
me: no
him: are u gunna marry from lebanon or canada
me: i dunno
him: marry someone from lebanon
me: no
etc etc..
he was creepy. my manager had to save me lol
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Omg, that is weird. Marry him or his son.
When I used to work at this grocery store, some customers would offer to find me a boyfriend/husband.
 
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Omg, that is weird. Marry him or his son.
When I used to work at this grocery store, some customers would offer to find me a boyfriend/husband. |
When I used to work at Bell, I had aunties hitting on me all the time, on the phone, trying to pick me up for their girls.
Seriously I don't know wassup with people ... they see you single and all of a sudden they get this irresistible urge to try and hook you up.
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him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
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oh hell no
i'd totally go off 
ok this isn't really a conversation
but yesterday i went grocery shopping with my mother and grandmother,
as we were walking out, a man was walking in so he held opened the door for us.
i was in front, so he looked at me first.
him: Hi there..  (he winked )
me: thank you.
him: how are you *moves eyebrows up and down*
me: *i walk faster*
so then he looks at my grandmother who is walking out the door next
him: hi mama .
her: *confused look*
him: how are you 
her: fine...thank you.. 
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Originally Posted by heba
today at work some old ass arabic fob man sees my name tag (this convo was in arabic but ill translate)
him: heba..youre arabic?
me: yes..
him: from where?
me: lebanon
(proceeds to ask a million questions about my village and last name and typical arab stuff)
him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
him: wanna go back to beirut with me?
me: no
him: are u gunna marry from lebanon or canada
me: i dunno
him: marry someone from lebanon
me: no
etc etc..
he was creepy. my manager had to save me lol
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ROFLMAO NOW thats fUNNY!!
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oh hell no
i'd totally go off
ok this isn't really a conversation
but yesterday i went grocery shopping with my mother and grandmother,
as we were walking out, a man was walking in so he held opened the door for us.
i was in front, so he looked at me first.
him: Hi there.. (he winked )
me: thank you.
him: how are you *moves eyebrows up and down*
me: *i walk faster*
so then he looks at my grandmother who is walking out the door next
him: hi mama .
her: *confused look*
him: how are you
her: fine...thank you..
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Neo says: now i've had a whole bunch of them checking my profile for the last few weeks
Salmaan says: lol
Neo says: naseeb is a funny place
Salmaan says: so i hear
Neo says: amazing how much more chilled out the shia girls are
Neo says: than the guys
Salmaan says: they know sunni guys are more loyal
Salmaan says: same thing with xtian chicks
Neo says: true
Salmaan says: or hindu chicks
Salmaan says: they all go for sunni guys
Salmaan says: loyalty is what they want, a man who'll stick around
Neo says: truth
Neo says: yep
Neo says: wow there's some hot chicks on naseeb today
Salmaan says: who knew the Sunnah could be such an attraction factor
Salmaan says: damn, wow
Neo says: LOL
both of us: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA  
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Salmaan says: they know sunni guys are more loyal
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Is this really true?
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Neo says: now i've had a whole bunch of them checking my profile for the last few weeks
Salmaan says: lol
Neo says: naseeb is a funny place
Salmaan says: so i hear
Neo says: amazing how much more chilled out the shia girls are
Neo says: than the guys
Salmaan says: they know sunni guys are more loyal
Salmaan says: same thing with xtian chicks
Neo says: true
Salmaan says: or hindu chicks
Salmaan says: they all go for sunni guys
Salmaan says: loyalty is what they want, a man who'll stick around
Neo says: truth
Neo says: yep
Neo says: wow there's some hot chicks on naseeb today
Salmaan says: who knew the Sunnah could be such an attraction factor
Salmaan says: damn, wow
Neo says: LOL
both of us: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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Is this really true? |
As compared to non-sunni, or non-Nuslim guys, ... yes.
I dunno if you girls have any idea how good you have it ... and how other non-Muslim girls are so jealous of you [even if they're hating on your hijab or whatever] ... ask them if they'd rather have a loyal man / husband than what they have right now and they'll say "OH GOD, DAMN YESSS!" so fast it'll make your head spin.
Alhamdulillaah for Islam.
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As compared to non-sunni, or non-Nuslim guys, ... yes.
I dunno if you girls have any idea how good you have it ... and how other non-Muslim girls are so jealous of you [even if they're hating on your hijab or whatever] ... ask them if they'd rather have a loyal man / husband than what they have right now and they'll say "OH GOD, DAMN YESSS!" so fast it'll make your head spin.
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True.
Timbit it's completely true. You'll find out how true when I visit Kaneda.... |
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