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 I don't remember if I ever ended up explaining it to her.
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03-08-2008, 03:34 AM
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My baby brother randomly jumped on me yesterday and said he's a tiger who's going to eat me. We used to play that a lot when he was younger... except I would be the one who wanted to eat him.  But the funniest thing was how he was like "I'm a tiger and you're a yummy strawberry!" I was like "Well, then you can't eat me 'cause tigers don't eat strawberries." And he was like "What do they eat then? Fruit?" Then my 12-year old brother came and trampled us both. He was an elephant. Good times.  Another one... Baby brother (4): I want to be a firetruck My cousin (she's 17): Do you mean firefighter? You can't be a firetruck. Big bro: Stop discouraging our kids, okay? He can be whatever he wants to be.  
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03-08-2008, 10:25 AM
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We don't have a cracked out IM convo thread anymore?
Anyway, one of my really really good friends texts me this morning: "Yo wat the f*** is ur problem? u startin rumors..telling people i like you...b**** them them i f***ing love you." When I was first reading it I got scared and angry thinking, "Oh HELL no she isn't sending this to me. She MUST be mistaken" and then when I finished reading the 2nd text I was like, idiot   shadha-
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03-08-2008, 10:26 PM
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"what do you think of american's recession?"
"how is it related to my apetitie of having Canadian nacho fries right now?" ]"are not u afraid of getting a cold?" "cold, eh?" "well if they sneeze, we get the cold!"
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03-08-2008, 10:53 PM
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we were watching this movie in history and it previewed some important scenes before the movie started. then the movie started and one of the important scenes came on
friend: omg zara i've seen this somewhere before...DEJA VU  me: uhhh it showed it before the movie started!!
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My Lord, Expand for me my breast and make my work easy for me and loosen the knot from my tongue so they may understand my speech (Quran) In happy moments, praise Allah. In difficult moments, seek Allah. In quiet moments, worship Allah. In painful moments, trust Allah. In every moment, thank Allah. "Friends on that Day will be foes; one to another except Al-Muttaqoon (the pious)" [al-Zukhruf 43:67]
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03-09-2008, 07:14 PM
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scarfy: (to some random lady) ...do you know where *insert place here* is?
lady: yeah..u go straight...and pass the car wash ..you know the place where they wash your car..... me: scarfy: where do i hang this poster?! me: i dont know..im the dumb one remember??  scarfy: (to some dude) where should i hang this? dude: that's a good question...but i enjoyed the conversation you two were having
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My Lord, Expand for me my breast and make my work easy for me and loosen the knot from my tongue so they may understand my speech (Quran) In happy moments, praise Allah. In difficult moments, seek Allah. In quiet moments, worship Allah. In painful moments, trust Allah. In every moment, thank Allah. "Friends on that Day will be foes; one to another except Al-Muttaqoon (the pious)" [al-Zukhruf 43:67]
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03-09-2008, 07:47 PM
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03-10-2008, 09:00 PM
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03-10-2008, 11:33 PM
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TdotGirl: Wow, MSA's so trendy now!
And after the break for Maghrib, she goes like: Back to MSA fashion show! MashaAllah, some well-dressed brothers and sisters in our MSA.
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03-12-2008, 07:11 PM
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Baba: (complaining about winter weather)
Bruinrab: Why don't you take up a winter sport? At least you'd enjoy winter... Baba: Like what? Bruinrab: I dunno...skating? Skiing? Baba: Hmmm...ok, I'll try skiing...but only if you get me some ear muffins. Bruinrab: Baba: What's so funny? Bruinrab: I suppose you'll want them hot out of the oven?! Baba: 
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03-12-2008, 09:01 PM
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03-12-2008, 09:02 PM
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But will you shall not, unless God wills, the Lord of all Being. -At-Takwir, 81: 29 Surgeon General's warning: She only looks sweet and innocent. To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. - unknown 'Dawah' is not arabic for 'being really annoying.' - a really wise Islamican If you educate a boy, you educate an individual. If you educate a girl, you educate a community. - African proverb http://therabs.blogspot.com
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03-12-2008, 09:08 PM
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03-12-2008, 09:58 PM
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But will you shall not, unless God wills, the Lord of all Being. -At-Takwir, 81: 29 Surgeon General's warning: She only looks sweet and innocent. To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. - unknown 'Dawah' is not arabic for 'being really annoying.' - a really wise Islamican If you educate a boy, you educate an individual. If you educate a girl, you educate a community. - African proverb http://therabs.blogspot.com
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03-12-2008, 10:43 PM
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