[shadha]

So my mom is soooooooooo cute. We're walking through the grocery store and I was telling her about how my cousin likes my friends sister.

Mom: But she's a lesbian.
Me: WHAT? WHO?!
Mom: So-n-so's sister.
Me: NO. She. Isn't. How do you figure???
Mom: Because on her Facebook it says she's in a relationship with another girl. Sad huh? AstaghfiruAllah.
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Mom, hahaha awwwwwww, noooo. That's not what it means mom.
Mom: Then why does she have it?
Me: Hahaha, mom...she's not a lesbian. It's just a joke thing. I know dozens of girls who do it and they too are not lesbians. It's oki mom, she's not a lesbian.
Mom: Geesh, you kids these days. I'm from a different generation, we didn't do these things when I was growing up.
Me:


shadha-

[sumiyia]

hahahaha shadha your mom is so cute

[Sugarberry]

Me: if i had to marry you...i would go insane

Farah: me too buddy,

Me: thank god

[keeri]

friend: yeah she lost my eyeliner!
me: were u mad?
friend: no, zara. i stood there and smiled

[zakk]

Haneef singing:


threeeeee blind mice
threeeeeeeeee blind mice
see how they run
see how they run!
they ran after the farmer's life
she cut their tails off with a scissor!!!!!!!!!!!


anddddd

them bones them bones them crazy bones
the FOOTBALL's connected to the thigh bone
the thigh bone is connected to the nose bone
these are the backs of your bodieeeeees!

[jinnzaman]

Originally Posted by shadha

So my mom is soooooooooo cute. We're walking through the grocery store and I was telling her about how my cousin likes my friends sister.

Mom: But she's a lesbian.
Me: WHAT? WHO?!
Mom: So-n-so's sister.
Me: NO. She. Isn't. How do you figure???
Mom: Because on her Facebook it says she's in a relationship with another girl. Sad huh? AstaghfiruAllah.
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Mom, hahaha awwwwwww, noooo. That's not what it means mom.
Mom: Then why does she have it?
Me: Hahaha, mom...she's not a lesbian. It's just a joke thing. I know dozens of girls who do it and they too are not lesbians. It's oki mom, she's not a lesbian.
Mom: Geesh, you kids these days. I'm from a different generation, we didn't do these things when I was growing up.
Me:


shadha-

hahaha, thats awesome.

[sally]

me: so omg, im so confused. should i vote for obama or ron paul?!
friend: just do istikhara.

[iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu]

Originally Posted by shadha

So my mom is soooooooooo cute. We're walking through the grocery store and I was telling her about how my cousin likes my friends sister.

Mom: But she's a lesbian.
Me: WHAT? WHO?!
Mom: So-n-so's sister.
Me: NO. She. Isn't. How do you figure???
Mom: Because on her Facebook it says she's in a relationship with another girl. Sad huh? AstaghfiruAllah.
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Mom, hahaha awwwwwww, noooo. That's not what it means mom.
Mom: Then why does she have it?
Me: Hahaha, mom...she's not a lesbian. It's just a joke thing. I know dozens of girls who do it and they too are not lesbians. It's oki mom, she's not a lesbian.
Mom: Geesh, you kids these days. I'm from a different generation, we didn't do these things when I was growing up.
Me:


shadha-

hahaha I'm guilty of that


I just don't want to put single

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu

hahaha I'm guilty of that


I just don't want to put single

Whats wrong with putting single? Some Prince Charming might PM you. Then again you might attract a wierdo stalker

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by sally

me: so omg, im so confused. should i vote for obama or ron paul?!
friend: just do istikhara.

Hahahahahahaha!!

[Timbit]

My Facebook says that me and Spice are married. But we totally are. Alhamdulillah.

Sal: That's hilarious. Though I dunno why you'd vote for Ron Paul. Or Obama actually.

[vegetables]

my sister is in a hospital doing rounds (white hijab and white lab coat)

little boy: (starts crying) AHHH ITS A GHOST
parents: no honey its just a doctor

[Timbit]

My uncle to his wife (who just had a baby; their 4th, MashaAllah) on people making them breakfast:
Hey, this is great! We're guests in our own home. We should have a baby more often!


Him again: Why is she getting special food?
Me: Because she did all the hard work? Oh, wait Chachu... I forgot. You both delivered the baby, right? ('Cause I heard him going "We delivered a baby girl yesterday" on the phone ).
Him: I stayed with her all night and at the end of it, I was just as tired, okay?
My aunt (his sister): I told you to come home and get some sleep. You didn't have to be there; I would've called you when the labour actually started.
Him: Oh, whatever. You just asked as a formality. But we really did go too early... well, now we know for next time.
My aunt (his wife): What next time?
Him: Umm... anyone else's next time.


My aunt: Oh, Monday's the holiday, right?
Chachu: Which holiday?
Me: The new holiday. Family Day.
Him: I wouldn't know. I'm having a Family Week.

[sally]

nondesi/muslim person: sooo, what's with your parents wanting you to get settled/married while you're so young

me: well, it's pretty embarassing to be honest

person: try me

me: okay, well you see..i'm not white...i'm brown. i hail from a disease ridden heritage. our life expectancy is really really low. all my parents want for me is to experience life to the fullest before i um, you know..die....

person: wow, really? i never knew that.

me: yeah you should totally google it to find out more. it's kinda taboo to discuss it outloud.

[zakk]

I donned my abaya and, admittedly, waddled out to the living room to grab Madiha and take her to school.

Hubby: You know what you look like?

Me:

Hubby: I mean, you look VERY good!

Me:

Hubby: but.... remember that kids' show

Me:

Hubby: The one where they come out of the ground?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: you mean........ TELETUBBIES????????

Hubby: YEAH!!!!!

Me:

Hubby: what? they're cute!

Me:

Hubby: ....and sweet?

Me:

Hubby: