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01-31-2008, 10:25 PM
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The funniest conversations are in meetings when a whole bunch of self-important people ge together and actually think they're getting things done. Most inane conversations ever. And everybody pretends like they're working for "equity" (it's one of those words people love to throw around) but everybody has an agenda. Student politics.... *sigh*
My dad sits on the school council for my younger bro's school and that's much the same. He showed me an e-mail he got today from the school board and they're trying to think of character traits to instill in the students (through themed months and catchy posters and all). It's funny how many synonyms these people can come up with. "I think our kids need honesty." "No, I think what they really need is integrity." "Empathy." "No, compassion." My dad is like: "Unity, Faith, Discipline."   
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01-31-2008, 11:32 PM
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My 2 year old cousin was picking his nose and going at it for some time
 . Me: Are you digging for gold in there?  His sister: He's a gold digger! Me: err, you don't wanna say that.
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02-01-2008, 09:59 PM
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That's adorable. Kids are so cute. I passed this acquaintance of mine at school and I asked him how his Arabic class was and he goes like "Wallahi, it was beautiful!" That's all the conversation was too, 'cause we were heading in opposite directions, but I found that really funny. Also, one of my profs was like "Give birth to beautiful ideas!" and then stuck with that metaphor for the rest of the class. "You're 10 cm dilated; now all you need to do is push! Push!" So dumb, but so funny. That man is pure entertainment. When you can make sense of what he's saying, that is.
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02-01-2008, 10:26 PM
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i just started my new job and ramadan was around the corner
white chick: so its ram-a-dan soon, isn't it? me: yup, next week white chick: isn't that when you guys like, kill your wives?
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02-02-2008, 11:34 AM
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02-03-2008, 03:09 AM
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in middle of cafe' my friend and i are having a coffee, she pops a question after a deep pause..
friend: so have you been seeing stuff in class lately? me:  .. (thinking aside, Im tried and everything, but what that does NOT mean, im hallucinating? friend: since i didn't respond to her question, she asks again, "so have you been seeing stuff in class lately?" me; hallucinating? friend: what did u hear me say? me: stuff? ( i spelled it out since she couldnt hear me properly) friend: bwahhahaha i said "steph" 
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02-04-2008, 05:32 PM
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Koning Appeltaart says:
by the way you can thank maggie thatcher for the concil tax Koning Appeltaart says: i think a few people thanked her with anthrax
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02-10-2008, 12:05 AM
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while giving advice in Urdu to a 60 y/o desi aunty after having checked her feet (which were normal):
what I meant to say: Make sure to keep your feet clean what I actually said: Clean your stinky feet. 
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02-10-2008, 01:12 AM
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02-10-2008, 09:30 PM
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My dad on getting an ink cartridge filled: Ink is so expensive
Me: Umm... it's gonna cost like 10 dollars Him: Yeah, that's expensive Me: My friend on a guy we know: He's a skanky, skanky man Me to my friend in our Five Books class: Why did Yahweh prefer Abel's offering to Cain's? Her: Hell if I know
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02-10-2008, 11:40 PM
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Typical convo in my house
me: *anything i ever say* Wife: Potato? other convos Me: can you pass me the ekmek? Wife: Ham? (imagine being said in a fake Arab accent) me: what do you want to eat? Wife: A mcshake (said in her Slavic accent..whens she immitating her fam) my wife is crazy yo...
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02-11-2008, 12:26 AM
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This happened last semester.
I passed back papers, and the students started whining about how I should give them better grades. students: "But don't you want us to get good jobs so we can pay your social security" Me: "Good heavens, how old do you think I am?"
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02-11-2008, 06:23 PM
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bro: ma, I have a package coming today so make sure you open the door.
ma: is it the fat ass truck? bro:  me: its fed ex.A while later me and my ma were driving behind a fed ex truck... ma: will that fat ass truck move! me: pun intended? lol
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02-11-2008, 07:45 PM
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Oh my God.My sister: Guys, I'm getting worried. Why isn't that baby coming? (My aunt was in labour) Big brother: Just relax. Babies come on their own time. All of us looking at him: How do you know?
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