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01-23-2008, 11:26 AM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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ok this conversation took place like 5 years ago but i remember it to this day 
jaani: where's the wan?!
me: huh? u mean VAN? 
jaani: yeah i can't pronounce my wees
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dont worry, i cant either.... 
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I came home from school, and found that my baby 5 y/o cousin (who has a really innocent way about him) was over at our house. he got excited and started following me around asking questions as I went about settling in.
(my transliteration sucks, but it was in proper urdu)
baby cousin: tho aap [my profession] banjayenge jhab aap baray ho jayenge?
me: inshAllah. dho saal ke baad banjaa hoonga (sp?).
cousin: jhab mey bara ho jahoonga, mey hero banoonga.
In my mind I thought, bollywood hero  ??? but then quickly saw the spiderman shirt he was wearing and realized he meant a superhero
by going shopping with his parents, he has learned what all the symbols on food products means (like K, CRC, pareve, etc.). we make sure to check with him first before buying anything. so the day before the one above, the same kind of scenario occurred where he met me at the door and sat with me as I ate. we were talking about his favorite foods.:
cousin: mujhe sab se ache waffles lagthe hain.
me: tho agar tumaree ammi tumhe waffles har din, subha or shaam me khane dey, tum khush raho ge?
cousin: (giggles) nahin.....itne ache tho nahin lagthe hain.
me: acha, tho ye batao, tum ne kabhe peanut butter and jelly sandwich kahya hai?
cousin (with a sincere look of concern): woh halal ho tha hai? |
LOL...such a cutie, mashAllah!
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01-23-2008, 06:21 PM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
I didn't know it was possible for two men, in two separate bathroom stalls, to carry out a conversation by doing nothing but producing flatuses of varying length and pitch.
I walked in, and after hearing them arguing in such a manner, promptly walked right out.
My ears and mind are scarred forevermore.
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01-23-2008, 08:52 PM
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
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I didn't know it was possible for two men, in two separate bathroom stalls, to carry out a conversation by doing nothing but producing flatuses of varying length and pitch.
I walked in, and after hearing them arguing in such a manner, promptly walked right out.
My ears and mind are scarred forevermore.
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ewwwww you just had to spread the misery didn't you? |
01-23-2008, 10:06 PM
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ewwwww you just had to spread the misery didn't you?
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This? coming from someone who started the haggoo club?
come on now
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01-23-2008, 11:17 PM
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My baby brother to my sister after she killed an insect that had gotten in: But that's a creature of Allah's too.
So cute. 
My sister trying to get him to eat an apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Him: What about two?
My mom: Then the doctor goes even further away
Him: Three?
My sister: Even more away.
Him: Four?
Mom: Okay, then you get sick of apples and you need the doctor back.
 
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01-24-2008, 02:58 AM
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me: ahh, my throat hurts
d: want a hot toddy? We'll put some whisky in it
me: eww, what does whisky taste like?
d: It's earthy like, you know, like mud, full of nitrates
me: nitrates as in piss? Whisky tastes like piss?
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01-24-2008, 10:24 AM
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Okay, our local mall is really close to my dad's office so he and his colleagues/clients are always going to have lunch there. Plus, everything's there... stores, the grocery store, his bank and stuff.
First, I ran into him and one of his friends there and he introduced me to the friend.
Later, I started seeing that uncle every time I went to the mall, so it became like a running joke: "Dad, your friend lives in the mall."
But now pretty much everytime I go to the mall, I see my dad too.
It was especially funny during the winter break, 'cause I saw him there like three days in a row and he was like:
"What're you doing here?"
And I'm like "I don't have school or a job or anything better to do. I'm meant to be here. You, however, are supposed to be at work."
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friend: he had a spasm
me: he had to scratch you?
friend: yeah, zara. he went to the hospital cause he scratched me
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Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
today, at the walmarket parking lot.. this little kid was sitting on the cart while his mommy was loading groceries into the car. i was walking to my car. he drops his gloves.
the kid: hey! you! yeah you! hey you! can you get that for me?
me: sure 
his momma: oh, i'm sorry! thank you :embarrassed:
the kid: yeah, thanks.
me: you're welcome *i walk away*
the kid: i love you! 
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01-25-2008, 11:46 PM
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My dad calls everybody "puttri" and refers to himself in the third person. You know how you do with kids?
"Hold on, Daddy'll be there in a second."
He does this when talking to me. 
It makes any conversation with him funny. Even if he's just telling me where he is/how long it'll take him to come pick me up.
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01-26-2008, 12:52 AM
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01-26-2008, 09:12 AM
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I have an aunt who refers to herself in the first person too. I don't think it's all that uncommon.
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It was kinda odd at first but we all laughed about it.
Me and my three bros in one room:
3rd bro is eating a variety of nuts in a bowl
1st bro tries to grab some from the bowl
3rd bro: Yo! Get off my nuts!
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01-27-2008, 08:00 AM
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ilikemyscarf: let's eat kalakand
Me looking at kalakand box: hey look it says "himalayas"
AyEshAa: the cave men made the kalakand, zara
Me: but the himalayas are mountains!
ilikemyscarf and AyEshAa: caves are IN mountains!!
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Mum and I were preparing dinner in the kitchen and my two nieces were busy making a salad in the dining room.
Me: [Referring to something hilarious niece 1 said earlier on] She's going to be a comedian when she's older, wait and see.
Niece 1 [8yrs] to her younger sis: What's a comedian?
Niece 2 [6yrs]: I'm not sure; I think it's a type of lizard.
Me and mum:
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