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my little 12 yr old brother does hte most embarassingest things EVER.
if he DARES hear about a 'rishta' he's always like, HEY mom..[sis]..what are you guys talking about? OH, about the guy who wants to marry you baji?! or..WHOS COMING OVER? ooooh it's the guy who wants to marry you!
and im like, uh..he doesnt even know me yet..his parents do?
like he always makes it sound like all the guys wanna marry me and im like that's sooooo flattering KIDDO but FIRST, it's lame and not true but thanx im glad you think i'm that cool and plus youre saying it in front of our parents. EMBARASSING OKAY? he thinks just because a guys parents are looking around at girls that it's the guy who's really into getting married..not true always.. naive kid.
plus he always im's me from the next room or from home etc
kidbrother says:
guess what
S says:
what
kidbrother says:
i was playing runescape and this guy asked me for my a i m and i reported him he got banned from runescape for life
kidbrother says:
lol
kidbrother says:
so freaking funny
S says:
um
S says:
thats not taht funny
S says:
ur face is funnier
S says:
theres nothing wrong with someone asking u for ur AIM
S says:
just say i dont wanna give it, if its a stranger
kidbrother says:
ohh but what the heck
kidbrother says:
and my face looks fine
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01-12-2008, 02:09 PM
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kidbrother says:
cnt talk doign skill on runescape
kidbrother says:
fighting lvl 175 demon
S says:
do they have spelling skills at runescape?
S says:
what the heck does that mean
S says:
oh it's a demon
S says:
WOW U CAN FIGHT A FAKE DEMON
S says:
ON THE INTERNET
kidbrother says:
lol stopppppp
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i get paid in 8 more days
kidbrother says:
ya hooooooooooooooooooooooooo
kidbrother says:
money money money'
S says:
yes, mine..
kidbrother says:
thank u allah
ps: i luv my bro and he noe dat! i give him money too, k thanx. i cant believe i got negged for the previous post for being mean  |
01-12-2008, 03:08 PM
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Haneef: Mama, I can't find da puzzle piece.
Haneef: (running around): abra cadabra abra cadabra abra cadabra
Me: what are you doing?
Haneef: I'm doing the dua to find something lost!
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01-13-2008, 11:07 PM
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Haneef: Mama, I can't find da puzzle piece.
Haneef: (running around): abra cadabra abra cadabra abra cadabra
Me: what are you doing?
Haneef: I'm doing the dua to find something lost!
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Omg. So adorable.
My friend: I have a class in the dungeon
Other friend hearing it wrong: What? In London?
Me hearing it even more wrong: What? With your husband?
My friend on how she checks out other guys even after marriage: Hey, I want more than one husband.
Me: You shouldn't have gotten married till you were done your boozing and whoring.
 
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01-13-2008, 11:27 PM
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My friend on how she checks out other guys even after marriage: Hey, I want more than one husband.
Me: You shouldn't have gotten married till you were done your boozing and whoring.
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What was her response? 
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01-13-2008, 11:29 PM
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What was her response?
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Hahaha... she got me back for it so bad.
She told me to stop whoring at every opportunity she got that day. And even yesterday actually when I saw her. Out loud. On the subway. We kept a lot of people entertained.
She even introduced me to this guy she knows as "[Timbit] who just can't stop boozing and whoring." 
But it was all in good fun.
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01-13-2008, 11:32 PM
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She even introduced me to this guy she knows as "[Timbit] who just can't stop whoring." |
Hey, even if you're not getting busy, his imagination is. 
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Surgeon General's warning: She only looks sweet and innocent.
To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. - unknown
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If you educate a boy, you educate an individual. If you educate a girl, you educate a community. - African proverb
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01-13-2008, 11:38 PM
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I hope not!
We tried to explain ourselves.
In any case, he laughed. And it came up again a couple more times in his presence about different people. It's turned into a pretty big joke.
I don't think it's ever gonna end. What have I started?
Like, my other friend said on another day: "Hey, I'm not married. I'm going to finish my boozing and whoring before I settle down."
Pretty crazy how these things spread.
K, another one:
My uncle comes to our house and he's like: Hey kids, how are you guys?
All of us: Heeeey Chachu... where've you been? We're okay, how are yoooou?
My little brother: Hi Chachu. How's your mid-life crisis going?
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01-13-2008, 11:44 PM
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It's too late, your reputation is ruined!
I've been told I should come with a warning label: not as sweet and innocent as she looks.
Needless to say, I tone it down for the innocent kiddies here. 
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Surgeon General's warning: She only looks sweet and innocent.
To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. - unknown
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01-13-2008, 11:59 PM
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Zakk, the things your kids say are just hilarious, they are the best posts in the thread.
shadha-
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ok this conversation took place like 5 years ago but i remember it to this day 
jaani: where's the wan?!
me: huh? u mean VAN?
jaani: yeah i can't pronounce my wees
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I get some of the older kids to e-mail me their homework, and I just checked my account and got this:
MrsL. (I keep correcting them on the 'Mrs' and they STILL call me that  )
i can't do the conclusion, it don't make sense, u made us work in silence cuz i think u were on ur periods.
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professor: 'for example, i am for AIDS in africa.."
class: ..........?!!!!!11111111???????
professor: 'i mean, i am for aid to africa'
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I came home from school, and found that my baby 5 y/o cousin (who has a really innocent way about him) was over at our house. he got excited and started following me around asking questions as I went about settling in.
(my transliteration sucks, but it was in proper urdu)
baby cousin: tho aap [my profession] banjayenge jhab aap baray ho jayenge?
me: inshAllah. dho saal ke baad banjaa hoonga (sp?).
cousin: jhab mey bara ho jahoonga, mey hero banoonga.
In my mind I thought, bollywood hero ??? but then quickly saw the spiderman shirt he was wearing and realized he meant a superhero
by going shopping with his parents, he has learned what all the symbols on food products means (like K, CRC, pareve, etc.). we make sure to check with him first before buying anything. so the day before the one above, the same kind of scenario occurred where he met me at the door and sat with me as I ate. we were talking about his favorite foods.:
cousin: mujhe sab se ache waffles lagthe hain.
me: tho agar tumaree ammi tumhe waffles har din, subha or shaam me khane dey, tum khush raho ge?
cousin: (giggles) nahin.....itne ache tho nahin lagthe hain.
me: acha, tho ye batao, tum ne kabhe peanut butter and jelly sandwich kahya hai?
cousin (with a sincere look of concern): woh halal ho tha hai?
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Me: He's your nemesis.
Hubby: what is a nemesis?
Me: y'know, he's the joker to your batman...
Hubby: 
Me: lex luther to your superman.....
Hubby: Martin Luther?
Me: He's Mogambo!
Hubby:
Me: He's Crime Master Gogo!
Hubby:
Me: He's Amjad Khan to your Amitabh.
Hubby: mmm ok.
Me: Except in Yaarana, I think they were friends in Yaarana, right?
Hubby: I have to go.
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