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01-06-2008, 02:36 PM
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My brother is 12 too and his Urdu and Punjabi both suck. I think he tries to translate things too literally sometimes... it would sound good in English, but it's just rude in Urdu.   
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01-07-2008, 11:48 PM
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brother says: hows your blackberry ?
Spice says:grrrrrrrreat! Spice says: love it Spice says: its like, my new best friend who knows all my old best friends. Dats cracked out yo homies. 
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01-08-2008, 12:06 AM
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My Parents Conversation today:
Mom: What did you think about the lunch I packed you today? Dad: It was very good, even [co-worker] ate some Mom: Really? Dad: Yeah, he liked it. Mom: What did he say? Dad: "Thank-you"
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01-08-2008, 01:44 PM
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unless I get paged for work then its my worst enemy
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01-08-2008, 05:29 PM
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i love blackberries too, not in desserts though, fresh off the bush is perfect.
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01-10-2008, 09:05 AM
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me and a friend were talking about how the angels write down everything we say. there's this other girl in our class who talks a lot...
friend: i feel sorry for *insert that girl's name here*'s angels me: why? friend: because she never shuts up. think of how much they have to write  me:
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01-10-2008, 04:44 PM
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asslamau alaykum
we were eating dinner and... esa said: sometimes I think I'm the only one who controls what I do and God controls everyone else. mum: what like ur the only good one? esa: no, huh? me: You mean we're all... esa: puppets. me: so, what, the world revolves around you?! mum: and right now everyone who isnt in the room doesn't exist? esa: yes. soo cute masha Allah lol. and clever, too. See, rain, perfect husband material 
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01-10-2008, 04:53 PM
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 so, when is your family coming to see mine?
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01-10-2008, 04:53 PM
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asslamau alaykum
when she wouldn't be classed as a child bride maybe?!
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01-10-2008, 06:58 PM
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Ah, too many cracked out conversations lately. I can't be bothered to post them all.
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01-10-2008, 07:07 PM
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01-10-2008, 07:13 PM
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asslamaualaykum
we've already named their kids and their conception and birth places, give the kids their freedom woman!
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01-11-2008, 06:34 AM
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01-11-2008, 09:36 AM
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my mom dropped something and i think it fell on her foot. so she was trying to say "oops" and "ouch" at the same time
and ended up saying "owps" 
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mashaAllah. shes one of the coolest aunties EVER. so anyways my mom alwaysss serves her like whatever we have cuz she comes around lunch time
