The FOB thread

[AyEshAa]

Originally Posted by Deel

FOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
i'm at the library right? some desi dude with a thick fob accent is sitting at the computer next to me, his phone goes off and it's the IN DA CLUB ringtone by 50 cent
he picks up, "haaalo?"

everything you just said is wrong.. *shakes head*

Originally Posted by shsh

too late.



LMAO! i was on the bus and this desi fobs ringtone was a really fast punjabi song. i was lmao-ing.

punjabi's are awwwsssooomeee!

Originally Posted by shsh

ps. this fob sitting next to me just got up and was like "yeah baby im done"


he is striking a convo with me as we speak.....

you should be like "chal hat dewana! dafa hoja!"

[shsh]

Originally Posted by AyEshAa

you should be like "chal hat dewana! dafa hoja!"

I tried to pretend like I was to busy to talk to him...but I was only on islamica...

[TariqBinSleepin]

*sigh* I remember this thread.

[TariqBinSleepin]

THis Is THe WORST thread and it should burn in Jahannum! peace out G-Unit.

[Deel]

yesteday my dad told me to "go and get blastic bhag"
hahahah i lowe it

Originally Posted by TariqBinSleepin

THis Is THe WORST thread and it should burn in Jahannum! peace out G-Unit.

i should neg you

[shsh]

tariq: I thought you said you would stop...



so I have a button that says `ask me about islam. I have it pinned on my bookbag.so I was standin at a busstop and this uncle ji, obviously drunk, sees thebutton and starts rambling about namaaz and weird things. so I get scared and hide behind the shelter so the uncke ji cantsee me. after a few minutes I hear him say " kahan GAYI? BHAGH GAYI WHO?"

[Deel]

Originally Posted by shsh

so I have a button that says `ask me about islam. I have it pinned on my bookbag.so I was standin at a busstop and this uncle ji, obviously drunk, sees thebutton and starts rambling about namaaz and weird things. so I get scared and hide behind the shelter so the uncke ji cantsee me. after a few minutes I hear him say " kahan GAYI? BHAGH GAYI WHO?"

LOL that's so cute. uncle jis can be adorable. SIKE.
i want a button like that. gimme.

[shsh]

I bought two but I think te person I bought it for doesnt wantt i anymore ...

[Deel]

Originally Posted by shsh

I bought two but I think te person I bought it for doesnt wantt i anymore ...

exactly. HELLO????? i'm right here.
*waves like pagal*

[shsh]

but I want tht person to have it. I am going to stuff it in his mouth. and ill buy YOU another one, don't worry.

[ComfortOFillusion]

Assalamo Alaikum,

FOB as in Fresh On Board? Sorry, I don't think I'm a FOB. How long do you have to be living in the country to be counted as a FOB?

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by ComfortOFillusion

Assalamo Alaikum,

FOB as in Fresh On Board? Sorry, I don't think I'm a FOB. How long do you have to be living in the country to be counted as a FOB?

Till you act like the people of that country and acquire their accent to perfection.

[Deel]

Originally Posted by shsh

but I want tht person to have it. I am going to stuff it in his mouth. and ill buy YOU another one, don't worry.

rofl. hokay. promise?

Originally Posted by ComfortOFillusion

Assalamo Alaikum,

FOB as in Fresh On Board? Sorry, I don't think I'm a FOB. How long do you have to be living in the country to be counted as a FOB?

fresh off the boat brozer.
you don't have to be here long. you just have to be really confused

[ComfortOFillusion]

Originally Posted by Deel

rofl. hokay. promise?



fresh off the boat brozer.
you don't have to be here long. you just have to be really confused

I would then be an A.B.C.D. I think I'm somewhat of a F.O.B.

[shsh]

inshaAllah deelio