The FOB thread

[jaani]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

and you all keep repeating your same stuff too. which is why i responded to it. im sticking to the subject, which is fobs. i crack some jokes, and you people get all up in arms about it. and what is this 'we'? did you just arrive here six months ago? no you didnt, you came here when you were a kid, you basically grew up here. i mean did you attend stanely girls high school in the tenth grade back in hyd? no you didnt, you went to high school here. did you wear a shalwar kameez and your hair in a braided pony tail going down to your rear end? no you didnt, i bet you wore some nice tight jeans, and a matching top, that would have gotten you harrassed by every male that wasnt blind back in hyd. so ya sista, theres a huge difference. i mean did you buy your school books in the school book store? or did you have to run down over to the bookstore shops by the charkaman or in shehran to buy your textbooks made out of brown recycled paper? unless you had to go through all of that, you aint a fob.

You don't get the point no matter how many people try to make you understand in so many different ways Its just you, you, you, you, and more of YOU! So I'm gonna ignore you

This is my last post to you: Astagfirullah on you!!

~j

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by jaani

You don't get the point no matter how many people try to make you understand in so many different ways Its just you, you, you, you, and more of YOU! So I'm gonna ignore you

This is my last post to you: Astagfirullah on you!!

~j

yes it is about me me me. it that makes me narcissistic, then hey i guess it does. dont think for one second i dont sit in hyderabad house and repeat these same things - in a house full of fobs too. cuz believe me i do, everyone in our city knows what my views are. why 'astagfirullah' on me? because i speak the truth? theres a fob there, once, i was cracking jokes to about other fobs on how they come here and start crying 'i hate amreeka i hate amreeka' this guy was laughing his head off, and he is a fob on top of it. you know why? because its true thats why. i told you guys before this, i am not prejudicial against fobs just for being a fob. i goto jame masjid every week, i have to talk to fobs all the time, and that too in urdu on top of it. for the most part most of my encounters with fobs only reinforce my beliefs about them.

in fact every weekend during ramzan i was going for iftar at khan bbq, where shsh just happen to spot me on the last night of ramzan on top of it, and these fobs dont know how to form a daam line for gods sakes. you had two lines forming, with one going out the door and people trying to cut. there was some bengali fob standing in front of me with his wife and kids, so i started shouting at the people where the line forms, even he was getting ticked off by it, and bengalis dont speak urdu, and he said it in english at everyone also, because im not the only one who knows how fobs act.

i am a fob's worst nightmare, i know how they think, how they act, what thier beliefs are, i learned most of thier urdu language, heck i even read the daam language on a sixth grade level without any formal training/schooling. my cousins who just got here are fobs for gods sakes. and boy did they give me some good laughs with thier odd ways, thier bollywood nonsense, and their horrible english. not to mention thier fixation on black people, and constantly berating and bashing them left and right on a daily basis. i mean how far does this stupidity goes. i even tried to teach them, but you can teach a fob, they just never learn.

and p.s., if you did ever attend school in hyd, i have a far relative who owns a bookstore selling school text books right there in shehran, in the corner where the road turns, just a few feet away from the famed restaurant (or 'hotel' as you fobs call it LOL).

[GOTFIVEONIT]

"oye kuriyon, ju thinking me sexy na?"

[GOTFIVEONIT]

fob toothpaste! LOL



"super shakti with calcium" LOL

[GOTFIVEONIT]

i admit, i sometimes buy the pakistani version of these, they taste like crap and are nasty, but hey they are cheap and i buy them at bootleg over on devon av. (not bootleg as in fake, but as in no taxes paid). i showed a pack of this to a pakistani friend of mine and he was in shocked when he saw it, he couldnt believe i had it. till then he had only seen them in pak.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

i used to drink this whenever i visited india, loooong before the days when pepsi and coca-cola was allowed to operate. you see the indian govt back in the 80's and throughout much of the 90's refused to allow them to operate in India unless they gave them their formula, which of course they refused. till pepsi decided to release an indian version of thier product around 1994, that i first tried while i was bombay, in front of the churchgate metro train station. you can buy limca on devon av. for only $1 believe it or not. i still buy it whenever i visit, just to get that india feel lol. (i tried pakcola on devon av., its nasty cream soda that tastes like crap)

[GOTFIVEONIT]

brand new bollywood flick!

[GOTFIVEONIT]

'yallow mia' take a good look at how fobs are, this is an actual sign in a restaurant (hotel for you fobs LOL) in hyderabad LOL

[Rain]

Do you reckon being a FOB is an absolute thing? How many years after living in the West, do you think FOB's stop being FOB's?

[shsh]

lmao....first off....got5...stfu. really. stop posting your favorite ads on here. i am sure you wish you were the fob they chose to be in their ad

Originally Posted by Deel

i miss my fob squad again
shsh where you been beti



word.

Originally Posted by Deel

sure you're included you're the one who made up our name!
i just haven't talked to shsh in for eva.

as for where i have been...that cant be disclosed

and also...i started doing the abaya ...i hate it when it gets all staticky though

[Deel]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

fob toothpaste! LOL



"super shakti with calcium" LOL

wow. okay. i have to admit..that ones hilarious
''super shakti with calcium''
i have the feeling they want us to go " that must be really good toothpaste "
how much more fobbier can they get

Originally Posted by shsh

as for where i have been...that cant be disclosed

and also...i started doing the abaya ...i hate it when it gets all staticky though

magar tum teek ho na?
is that even correct

it's great to hear you've started wearing abaya
i'm proud of you beti

[shsh]

Originally Posted by Deel

magar tum teek ho na?
is that even correct

it's great to hear you've started wearing abaya
i'm proud of you beti

i am teekh

yeah its right

[TariqBinSleepin]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

fob toothpaste! LOL



"super shakti with calcium" LOL

Umm have you ever tried it? I have and its very good and cleans you're teeth very well. ITs made by FREAKIN COLGATE! how can you hate it??? just cuz it says 'POWER' on it?

So GOT5 what r ur thoughts on this toothpaste..

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by Deel

wow. okay. i have to admit..that ones hilarious
''super shakti with calcium''
i have the feeling they want us to go " that must be really good toothpaste "
how much more fobbier can they get

LOLL..........................

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by TariqBinSleepin

Umm have you ever tried it? I have and its very good and cleans you're teeth very well. ITs made by FREAKIN COLGATE! how can you hate it??? just cuz it says 'POWER' on it?

So GOT5 what r ur thoughts on this toothpaste..

just because you hang out with desis doesnt make you one, after all you already admitted in another post that your a convert. remember how you were whining that you wanted to 'learn about islam' from this website? here is a tip, try reading actual websites regarding islam, or read the religion forum at least. aur jo yaqeen karo.. and if your truley a fob or even a desi as you claim, you would know what that means.