The FOB thread

[shsh]

Originally Posted by Rain

what do you like?

I LIKE FOBS!



and chocolate


and ice cream....



and food....







oh...and money.....

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by shsh

I LIKE FOBS!



and chocolate


and ice cream....



and food....







oh...and money.....

hmmm.... chocolate.

darned diet

[lol_lol]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

No. I'm just saying....

LOL, no wonder he hasnt joined islamica, bet he cant reach the computer from the bed.

[lol_lol]

Originally Posted by shsh

I LIKE FOBS!



and chocolate


and ice cream....



and food....







oh...and money.....

i like hot guys

mmm.... hot guys (not in a cannibal type of way)

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by lol_lol

LOL, no wonder he hasnt joined islamica, bet he cant reach the computer from the bed.

Oh comeon, I let him log on as a guest now and then, but only to read my brilliant posts

[lol_lol]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Oh comeon, I let him log on as a guest now and then, but only to read my brilliant posts

thats alright then cant deprive a man of.... islamica!

[Rain]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Oh comeon, I let him log on as a guest now and then, but only to read my brilliant posts

and that's exactly how it should be. don't let him fraternise with the some of the macho-homophobic islamican guys. he'll start to get ideas otherwise.

[TariqBinSleepin]

Originally Posted by Rain

and that's exactly how it should be. don't let him fraternise with the some of the macho-homophobic islamican guys. he'll start to get ideas otherwise.

LMFAO hahahahaha,

Macho Islamcan Guy: "Yo Wut uP dawg! Assalam Alaikum, how u doin BRO. Wuz good wuz good? Aah saw youz waz prayin dat NAfl Son! Dat was sickkkkkkkk!"

Husband: "Good look bro Good Look!"

[Deel]

waitttttttttt.
Borat is Ali G ????

[jaani]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

ya but most fobs, ,male or female are pretty much homo's to begin with. they end up living in sex-less marriages, and only get intimate when its time to procreate. usually because the guy is scared his wife will ditch him, so he gets her knocked up with a couple of kids, and real fast too. aah thats the life of a fob.

Astagfirullah......you disgust me!

~j

[Deel]

i love how %50 of you voted "I wish I was fob"

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by jaani

Astagfirullah......you disgust me!

~j

you can be disgusted all you want, but the truth is the truth. your problem is, that your lil desi culture is nothing more than 19th century victorian english culture, where everyone was completely prudish, could not even discuss sex, and its alive and kicking in india and pakistan to this very day, while they pass it off as if it were thier own culture, too busy drinking tea out of cups that they hold with a pinky finger sticking out. even the brits today dont even do that anymore.

even the quran discusses sex, believe it or not. heaven forbid, sorry but its something perfectly natural in any marriage, which is between a man and a woman. i mean how else do you think you were created? through immaculate conception? LOL

and borat is a typical fob, even if he is supposidly from khazakstan (funny he doesnt sure look like one) he looks like any typical desi fob, with his gigantic saddam hussein mustache, backward mentality, backward lifestyle, speaks horrible english like a fob, he is a typical fob in every way possible you can imagine. that's why i find sasha cohen baron's character completly hilarious, because i have met quite a few borats in my lifetime. some believe it or not, turned out to be rapists in thier home countries. sure they can act like the nicest people, even lend you a buck if you need it, but some of these same fobs, turned out to be rapists in thier home countries. some took part in mass riotings in thier home countries. plenty of them were criminals in thier home countries, and now the united states simply ended up importing the criminal trash of lahore and karachi, so they show up at eid namaz, or at pakistan day mela, and harrass you stupid girls who so vehemently defend them left and right.

let me tell you a story about a gang of fobs. many years ago, a gang of fobs showed up at a desi movie theater. when the movie let out, they were out in the parking lot harrassing some girls, were all sisters. when thier dad tried to protect them, guess what these fobs did? they beat the dad up! these are the same garbage people you silly dumb girls are trying to defend here?

once i went to attend the pakistan day mela many years ago, i think this may have been around 99' or 2000. i saw a gang of young teenage foblet's grab some old desi uncle, and slam him onto the hood of a car. then they took the flag sticks that they were holding, and beat this man with it. these are the piece of garbage fobs you idoits, who are not even fobs to begin with, are defending? you cant even goto any desi event, it could be meena bazaar in a masjid, without these idoitic fobs creating trouble, and stirring up fights for no reason, because they saw it in some stupid bollywood movie.

your own fobs pulled a gun on me, ambushed me while i was just sitting in my car and minding my own business and jumped me just this past summer. who did this? was it 'abcd'? no, it was your own gutter fobs who did this. and all i ever see are excuses upon excuses of you bufoons constantly trying to defend these third world trash who bring this garbage out of places like karachi, orl lahore, or old city hyderabad over here.

they are your biggest drunks, they are the biggest jahils you could ever find, come to chicago's devon avenue. there are plenty of crack ho's you can meet, where you will find that old desi fob uncles are thier clients. some of these men are as old as your dad's!

and if they cant find a prostitute, guess what these fobs will do? they are all rapists. just like borat, they joke about rape like its a common thing. any woman who even walks out of thier home, should be subject to rape. every fob i ever come across has thsi mentality. and with the same old argument, that my parents were fobs too, yes they were, and believe me i have said far worst than this to them that i am not allowed to write on this website here.

i remember once a few years ago, i told my dad to guess which city in india has the fastest growing aids population in all of india? he says bombay, i said not it was his city, hyderabad. he was in completely denial about it. i read it in his own hometowns online newspaper. then i qouted him another fact about india, that half of all aids patients are married women. because they get aids through thier husbands who get it from prostitutes! even that he was in denial about. so ya i have said all this to my folks before.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by Rain

and that's exactly how it should be. don't let him fraternise with the some of the macho-homophobic islamican guys. he'll start to get ideas otherwise.

is this your feminazi mentality? that women should decide on what to allow or not allow thier husbands? you girls are hypocrites. you talk all this b.s. about '50/50' i learned long ago its all a bunch of b.s. thanks for proving it.

[jaani]

Got5: you are weird........seems like everything just happens to you all the time.....do you want us to feel sorry for you?

You act all macho up here, yet stuff keeps repeatedly happening to you.......maybe thats a sign...a hint, perhaps...get it?!

~j

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Originally Posted by jaani

Got5: you are weird........seems like everything just happens to you all the time.....do you want us to feel sorry for you?

You act all macho up here, yet stuff keeps repeatedly happening to you.......maybe thats a sign...a hint, perhaps...get it?!

~j

im not the one who created this topic. i just cracked a few jokes that had the rest of you up in arms.