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Old 07-24-2008, 01:34 PM
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FOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
i'm at the library right? some desi dude with a thick fob accent is sitting at the computer next to me, his phone goes off and it's the IN DA CLUB ringtone by 50 cent
he picks up, "haaalo?"

everything you just said is wrong.. *shakes head*

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too late.



LMAO! i was on the bus and this desi fobs ringtone was a really fast punjabi song. i was lmao-ing.
punjabi's are awwwsssooomeee!

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ps. this fob sitting next to me just got up and was like "yeah baby im done"


he is striking a convo with me as we speak.....

you should be like "chal hat dewana! dafa hoja!"
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:32 AM
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you should be like "chal hat dewana! dafa hoja!"
I tried to pretend like I was to busy to talk to him...but I was only on islamica...
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:47 AM
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*sigh* I remember this thread.
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THis Is THe WORST thread and it should burn in Jahannum! peace out G-Unit.
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Old 07-28-2008, 09:46 AM
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yesteday my dad told me to "go and get blastic bhag"
hahahah i lowe it

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tariq: I thought you said you would stop...



so I have a button that says `ask me about islam. I have it pinned on my bookbag.so I was standin at a busstop and this uncle ji, obviously drunk, sees thebutton and starts rambling about namaaz and weird things. so I get scared and hide behind the shelter so the uncke ji cantsee me. after a few minutes I hear him say " kahan GAYI? BHAGH GAYI WHO?"
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:13 AM
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so I have a button that says `ask me about islam. I have it pinned on my bookbag.so I was standin at a busstop and this uncle ji, obviously drunk, sees thebutton and starts rambling about namaaz and weird things. so I get scared and hide behind the shelter so the uncke ji cantsee me. after a few minutes I hear him say " kahan GAYI? BHAGH GAYI WHO?"
LOL that's so cute. uncle jis can be adorable. SIKE.
i want a button like that. gimme.
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“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”


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I bought two but I think te person I bought it for doesnt wantt i anymore ...
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I bought two but I think te person I bought it for doesnt wantt i anymore ...
exactly. HELLO????? i'm right here.
*waves like pagal*

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“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”


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but I want tht person to have it. I am going to stuff it in his mouth. and ill buy YOU another one, don't worry.
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Assalamo Alaikum,

FOB as in Fresh On Board? Sorry, I don't think I'm a FOB. How long do you have to be living in the country to be counted as a FOB?
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Assalamo Alaikum,

FOB as in Fresh On Board? Sorry, I don't think I'm a FOB. How long do you have to be living in the country to be counted as a FOB?
Till you act like the people of that country and acquire their accent to perfection.
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but I want tht person to have it. I am going to stuff it in his mouth. and ill buy YOU another one, don't worry.
rofl. hokay. promise?

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Assalamo Alaikum,

FOB as in Fresh On Board? Sorry, I don't think I'm a FOB. How long do you have to be living in the country to be counted as a FOB?
fresh off the boat brozer.
you don't have to be here long. you just have to be really confused
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“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”


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rofl. hokay. promise?



fresh off the boat brozer.
you don't have to be here long. you just have to be really confused
I would then be an A.B.C.D. I think I'm somewhat of a F.O.B.
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