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06-18-2009, 09:40 PM
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MyLifeIsDesi.com
Ripper off-ers of FML: Your everyday life stories and www.mylifeisaverage.com
Home - MyLifeIsDesi - Life is A-Wun Enjoy
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 (inshaAllah!) 
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06-18-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
OMG...The one I submitted is on there and it already has a bunch of "that was very desi!"
its sad that this is the highlight of my day.
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Be like a rose which gives its fragrance even to those who crush it - Ali (RA)
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06-18-2009, 09:50 PM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
lol thats pretty funny!
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06-18-2009, 09:54 PM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
Today I met a guy, he asked me my religion. I said Jain, he said " Me Tarzan" and beat his chest. I threw my drink on him and walked away. MLID
I am 19. Today I met this cute girl. She was 14. But I still pursued her. MLID 
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06-18-2009, 09:57 PM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
Today, i looked outside to see my chinese neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers. I laughed. I looked out to my front yard and saw my dad doing the same thing. Except in a lungi. MLID.
Today, I realized that I grow more facial hair than my boyfriend. MLID. LOLLLLLLLlll
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06-22-2009, 09:43 AM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
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06-22-2009, 09:49 AM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
Desis are weird
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06-22-2009, 09:53 AM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
hahahahaha:
Today, For Fathers day, i gave my baba the same card he gave me for my birthday. i crossed out Birth and wrote Father's. MLID Today, I applied for a job at 7 eleven. I was working at the cash register 5 mins later. MLID. Today, at a local hardware store I asked the clerk if they sell "tube lights".......After 10 minutes I was shamefully embarrassed to find out they are called "fluorescent lights". I'm 18 and all this time I've been calling them tube lights  MLIDToday, I was watching tv and the characters were about to kiss, i got yelled at by my dad for watching american tv. i'm 18 and i was watching freaking iCarly on nickoldeon. MLID. Today my parents remodeled my bathroom. There was some leftover red paint, which they didn't want to waste. They used it to paint 1/2 of my bedroom wall. MLID Today, my mom tried to bargain for a 5 dollar footlong at subway. MLID. Today my cousin tried to hit on me ... I reciprocated.MLID Today i saw my dad outside church picking his ears with the car keys. MLID
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06-22-2009, 11:33 AM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
im on page five. it seems that what makes you desi is if your parents are contradictory and you are late to parties.
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06-22-2009, 11:41 AM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
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06-22-2009, 12:00 PM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID
Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID My family added a receiver with my neighbors southasia package for dish network so we can split the bill in half. MLID! My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID Last edited by sumi; 06-22-2009 at 12:06 PM. Reason: This was automatically merged to prevent double-posting.
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06-22-2009, 01:02 PM
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Re: MyLifeIsDesi.com
These are friggin' hilarious!
I submitted mine: Today my parents checked my grades even though I am 25 years old. MLID (I wrote about last year, so I put 25.  )Let's see if it goes through.
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