Man arrested for throwing onion at wife

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by Aryan_

He's Mexican. He probably thought the back of her head was a pinata or an immigration officer or something. The jury must aquit.

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[Arabatman]

Asalaamualaikum,

I can imagine his defense. "Your honor...my client was drunk. How do you expect him to throw that onion and perfectly hit his wife square on the back of her head? You obviously havent seen my client's aim when he is drunk. Allow me to demonstrate...*gets man drunk*. Now Mr. Drunkard please throw that onion at me as hard as you can. *Drunkard throws the onion missing his attorney but hitting his wife*

Ahahaha...

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

[Ibn Abu Ibrahim]

...I guess there's more than one way for an onion to make you cry.