Fashion Crimes

raatkirani2005 · #31 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 02:13 PM

lol at Shadha's guido. I have a similar one here (check out the first thumbnail).

My number four fashion crime goes to the soul patch. That has to be the most disgusting intentional hair growth there is.

Mr. Suave on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Number 3: tramp stamp. Self explanatory. At least they can be hidden, but most owners of such lunacy rarely do a good job at that. The following pic is both about muffin tops and tramp stamps.

They are individuals, because their tattoos are different. on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Number 2: muffin top. There is nothing more annoying than seeing fat women wearing short or tight tops that allow their flesh to spill over in such a nasty way.

So what. I'm a perv. I didn't tell her to wear that. on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

My number one fashion crime goes to desi women everywhere who insist on having circle motifs embroidered on their shirts without any thought to placement (second thumbnail). The lady below looks normal enough. Note the circle motif near her belly button. Now imagine that same circle in a place that is too anatomically correct. My thoughts exactly. This has happened to many women, even brides, and all of them should have known better.

shadha · #32 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 02:31 PM

Ahahahahahahaha!

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shadha · #33 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 02:36 PM

Invest in strapless bras, because flaunting bra straps isn't cute.

Speaking of bras-- some women really need to invest in bras in general and not let their tatas show through...no need to post a picture, I'm sure most of us have been victims to witnessing it.

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displaced · #34 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 02:37 PM

crocs.

unless you're 2 years old, you shouldn't be wearing crocs. crocs are ugly on anything but tiny toddler feet.

doesn't this say it all?

ew.

maddox says: "When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dip****s! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. "

shadha · #35 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 02:40 PM

displaced: You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid.

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displaced · #36 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 02:50 PM

there's no need to have writing on your ass. at least this woman only has the store brand written on hers. I've seen "hottie" and "sexy" and you know what? the women were neither. by a longshot.

I hate shirts like this..with egotistical sayings. if you're wearing this, you're probably not worth it.

shadha · #37 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 03:09 PM

Oh my god, does anyone remember wearing these?!

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zzze · #38 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:00 PM

asslamau alaykum

shell suits? lol. similar versions appear on the back of the less fortunate backs of some youth.

raatkirani2005 · #39 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by shadha

Invest in strapless bras, because flaunting bra straps isn't cute.

Speaking of bras-- some women really need to invest in bras in general and not let their tatas show through...no need to post a picture, I'm sure most of us have been victims to witnessing it.

shadha-

Totally agree! There are so many good bras out there with good coverage. Buy them, please. Also, get rid of your white bras and invest in some nude, seamless ones. They actually have them in different shades to match different skin tones. There is no excuse, NO EXCUSE!

zzze · #40 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:20 PM

asslaamu alaykum

why get rid of the white ones?! stop hating!

How about multi way straps? Much more practical. Or strapless.

Anyway, the latest fashion crime I witnessed could only be described as atrocious. A dead fox around the neck of a young un'. tut.

raatkirani2005 · #41 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by displaced

there's no need to have writing on your ass. at least this woman only has the store brand written on hers. I've seen "hottie" and "sexy" and you know what? the women were neither. by a longshot.

I hate shirts like this..with egotistical sayings. if you're wearing this, you're probably not worth it.

The worst to me are Juicy. I hate Juicy brand and I hate the fact the word "juicy" is written across the rear. Wear it in the privacy of your own home, but please, spare the rest of us. And you have to be a moron to spend $200 on a velour tracksuit.
Speaking of velour tracksuits, I nominate my cousin for fashion crime against a minor. A few years back, she dressed her young sons in eggplant colored velour tracksuits with gold writing on them. They truly looked like little pimps in the making. All that was missing was the feathered hat.

And as for the shirts with the stoopid ass sayings, I just want to take a scissor to those nasty things. Worst is when they have really sexual things on them like "porn star" or "if that was your boyfriend, he wasn't last night." Yuck.

raatkirani2005 · #42 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by zzze

asslaamu alaykum

why get rid of the white ones?! stop hating!

White almost always shows through your clothes. Maybe because I'm desi and I've been traumatized with too many aunties and their white Playtex bras under their gauzy lawn suits. Or their daughters with white bras under white baby tees. The horror!

zzze · #43 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:27 PM

asslamau alaykum

ughhh reminds me of this guy that used to walk around by uni - really built asian guy with tank tops saying ''go south'' and ''the dealer''

Pathetic and I doubt that even a loose woman would go near him.

zzze · #44 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by raatkirani2005

White almost always shows through your clothes. Maybe because I'm desi and I've been traumatized with too many aunties and their white Playtex bras under their gauzy lawn suits. Or their daughters with white bras under white baby tees. The horror!

a white bra with a white t shirtis better than no bra as I learnt in a woman's only swimming session. Yes, she was old.

shadha · #45 (**permalink**) 12-31-2007, 04:28 PM

I saw some Desi guy with this shirt on at the Muslim Day @ Six Flags a few years ago....

Wishful thinking buddy.

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