Car Thief Gets Eaten By Alligator

zakk · #1 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 08:24 PM

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Hindsight being what it is, an unidentified thief (allegedly) burglarizing cars behind the Miccosukee Resort in Dade County, Florida might have picked a different hunting ground had he known that he'd become the hunted. And we mean that in the most literal sense. You see, witnesses called the cops on the burglar while he was breaking into cars, and the boys in blue arrived on the scene and gave chase. Hoping to elude the fuzz, the suspect dove into a pond behind the resort and casino where he was greeted by a 9-foot alligator unfamiliar with the concept of Miranda rights. Unfortunately for the suspected burglar, the gator was of the aggressive and unpleasant variety, and thus, a law-breaking career came to a grisly and unexpected end. He'd have been a lot better off spending the night in the clink instead of heading into the drink. Unfortunately for the gator vigilante, Florida fish & wildlife reps saw to it that he followed his erstwhile prey into the afterlife.

Wolfn · #2 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 08:26 PM

Damn, what a way to go.

BTW, this is why you never mess with Indians. Karma will always come back when you mess with us.

iTz_NoT_Me_iTzZu · #3 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 08:34 PM

jeez thats terrible

ChotooMotoo · #4 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 08:53 PM

It's kind of poetic justice really. The theif got what he deserved, and the alligator got dinner. See, everyone is happy.

IbnMardhiyah · #5 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 08:57 PM

must've been a chump midget

WarriorAndWiseman · #6 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

It's kind of poetic justice really. The theif got what he deserved, and the alligator got dinner. See, everyone is happy.

It's far from poetic. It's ugly to the core. Getting eaten by an alligator would be a horrible way to die.

Zakk do all american tabloid articles read like they're comic strips from the Adam West's Batman era??...

TariqBinSleepin · #7 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 09:08 PM

R O F F L E C O P T E R

Wolfn · #8 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WarriorAndWiseman

It's far from poetic. It's ugly to the core. Getting eaten by an alligator would be a horrible way to die.

Zakk do all american tabloid articles read like they're comic strips from the Adam West's Batman era??...

Well, the guy wasn't exactly eaten. He was bitten on the head a couple times and police found his body on the bottom of the lake the next day.

YOUSUFofSD · #9 (**permalink**) 11-15-2007, 09:18 PM

yea that is pretty funny...i had my old turbo'ed integra stolen and i was mad enough that this would have satisfied me...but then not, and i then would have felt sorry for him...kinda.