[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

huh
......

reference to the "how can she slap" video (which appears to have been removed from youtube)

anyway, i'll battle you. bring it, let's see what you got. automatic deduction of points if you try to rhyme the 'pak' in my name with 'whack' 'tupac' 'snack' or anything else (sixpak is whack, sixpakistan is from whackistan, compared to sixpak im like tupac, i was gonna eat a breakfast of sixpak but it wasn't even enough for a small snack, etc)

[Sea_of_Roses]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

reference to the "how can she slap" video (which appears to have been removed from youtube)

anyway, i'll battle you. bring it, let's see what you got. automatic deduction of points if you try to rhyme the 'pak' in my name with 'whack' 'tupac' 'snack' or anything else (sixpak is whack, sixpakistan is from whackistan, compared to sixpak im like tupac, i was gonna eat a breakfast of sixpak but it wasn't even enough for a small snack, etc)

Inspire me

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

Inspire me

like all my fans, you look to me for inspiration
i bestow it on thee like my hanky's perspiration
toss it at you, you scream and catch it
to you it's a thrill, it's priceless memorabilia
coz i'm hopelessly ill; sufferin from glossophilia
my words work my opponents into a lather
coz i rhyme like i'm a memon cotton mather
leave your tongue tied and burnt at the stake
your ears afire like the tiger seen by blake
i'm gettin silly with the simile / but every metaphor i throw / is like a verbal fo' four
at this point there's no point in keeping score
imma brush off my shoulder like you was an epaulet
this was over from the beginning, the ref needs to call it

[Ayooshi]

Originally Posted by AM415

If you guys look for the metaphors, you'll see I'm a deep guy:

(mic check...1, 2)

I'm a fatso, if you must know
I flushed down 3 burgers with a ho-ho
I drink water from the tap
Because I can rap
and they aint rumors, I ate a Dorito
That fell under the sofa 1 month ago

Originally Posted by Revert

1..2..is this thing on?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Cheese
Peanut Butter Cup

Word!

*strikes hardcore pos*

Originally Posted by sally

yeah, you're so great
well i tell you this, i got a holla from fate
said somethin bout your existence, how it's a big mistake
i take you down so hard, your brain cells gon feel an earthquake
your words like an ugly picture...i demand a retake
i can step all ova yo face, make you resemble a pancake
stop bawlin, i got leaves in tha backyard you gotta rake

Asalamu Alaikum,

You guys are awesome possum. One of the best threads ever.

Fi AmanAllah

[sally]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

Sally the moderator
aint squat but a common hater
I love when people flatter
but ya rhymes are fecal matter

It's funny they call you Sea of Roses,
Cause you spit hate like a bulimic binges.
Though, if I could rename you,
You'd be the B of Poses.



(Much luv )

[Sea_of_Roses]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

like all my fans, you look to me for inspiration
i bestow it on thee like my hanky's perspiration
toss it at you, you scream and catch it
to you it's a thrill, it's priceless memorabilia
coz i'm hopelessly ill; sufferin from glossophilia
my words work my opponents into a lather
coz i rhyme like i'm a memon cotton mather
leave your tongue tied and burnt at the stake
your ears afire like the tiger seen by blake
i'm gettin silly with the simile / but every metaphor i throw / is like a verbal fo' four
at this point there's no point in keeping score
imma brush off my shoulder like you was an epaulet
this was over from the beginning, the ref needs to call it

Your'e like a dirty diaper
full of that stuff, brown like Mekhi Phifer
your words are tired, quick to expire
how can you burn me at the stake, Im living fire
you should retire and stop aspiring
get a job at Dunkin Donuts, I heard theyre hiring
get me extra sprinkles with extra glaze
and I wont tell'em how I made you tinkle in your hanes
stay in your lane little homie
trade ya pen for a My Little Pony
or a Barbie, or ken whatever bloke
remember never battle the Sea and expect to float

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

Your'e like a dirty diaper
full of that stuff, brown like Mekhi Phifer
your words are tired, quick to expire
how can you burn me at the stake, Im living fire
you should retire and stop aspiring
get a job at Dunkin Donuts, I heard theyre hiring
get me extra sprinkles with extra glaze
and I wont tell'em how I made you tinkle in your hanes
stay in your lane little homie
trade ya pen for a My Little Pony
or a Barbie, or ken whatever bloke
remember never battle the Sea and expect to float

woulda been smarter for you to just abscond
instead you spend two days tryna respond
call yourself a sea but you more like a pond
or maybe a cesspool / your rhymes are the emperor's new clothes
go and get dressed fool / coz you gettin exposed
and you call my words tired / but you just rhyme about dookie
come up with somethin new / that isht is deader than tookie
youre fallin behind, its a lyrical slaughter
make up your mind - is you fire or water?
lyrics should flow and not contradict
but i understand yo, you gettin verbally licked
so you must be feelin a lil bit frazzled
stop tryin to fight / just let yourself be dazzled
none flow so tight / but all can appreciate
the artistry of the caliph of the hip-hop state

[sixpakistan]

Last edited by Sea_of_Roses : Today at 03:45 PM.

edited freestyle that took two days to write? fail! :P

[Sea_of_Roses]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

Last edited by Sea_of_Roses : Today at 03:45 PM.

edited freestyle that took two days to write? fail! :P

huh.....I dont even know what this is...

anyway you did good lol....good stuff