[MuslimZ]

"
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!

"

[AM415]

Originally Posted by MuslimZ

"
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!

"

They were so much cooler before they got their own TV show.

[rawrr]

i rap like tu pac wit his two pacs n a tic tac ur all crap go take a nap coz i rule the world map.

word.

[ShotgunMessiah]

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I like Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many *****es have I slapped? Zero.
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance
My Grandma's from France so maybe I'm wack cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack cause whitey just struck back

[vegetables]

Originally Posted by TrentReznor858

uh guys? Rhyming does not equal rapping. Mother Goose would be the best rapper alive if that were the case.

following the rules is boring. and dr seuss would be the best rapper if that were the case

[Sea_of_Roses]

Originally Posted by ShotgunMessiah

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I like Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many *****es have I slapped? Zero.
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance
My Grandma's from France so maybe I'm wack cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack cause whitey just struck back

Skin color holds no relevance here
so dont blame wackness on ya lack of melanin here

[infamousbrown]

poetically polemic/
that's the theme of this evening/
as i begin today's show/
i expect yall be leaving/
or help you'll be needing/
my flows cold as ice/
i believe you be sneezing/
my flow so sick/
now you coughing and wheezing/
my flow so sharp/
watch out or you're bleeding/
who i be? the one and only ibb/
tha infamousbrown bandit/
don't misunderstand it/
cuz i'll catch you backhanded/
but keeping coming at me/
and i'll be right back at it/
i'll have you feening for my flow/
like a wack crack addict/
this isn't a friendly shout out/
it's a declaration of war/
i've perused the best you have/
and yall need to bring more/
sea of roses you wack/
your flow is pedestrian/
keep walking sister/and then check the best again/
you can't hold me down/this ain't some wrestling/
you can't keep me out/i'll come through like them mexicans/
so get back to the grind/and study my rhymes/
count every syllable/study every metaphor/
hopefully your reply/will be something slightly less pitiful/
and tha ibb might not get rid of you/

[Sugarberry]

what a cool thread, too bad i got no skill.

[Spice]

I wish I could rap, homie, yo, big up, da hood.

[Sea_of_Roses]

Originally Posted by infamousbrown

poetically polemic/
that's the theme of this evening/
as i begin today's show/
i expect yall be leaving/
or help you'll be needing/
my flows cold as ice/
i believe you be sneezing/
my flow so sick/
now you coughing and wheezing/
my flow so sharp/
watch out or you're bleeding/
who i be? the one and only ibb/
tha infamousbrown bandit/
don't misunderstand it/
cuz i'll catch you backhanded/
but keeping coming at me/
and i'll be right back at it/
i'll have you feening for my flow/
like a wack crack addict/
this isn't a friendly shout out/
it's a declaration of war/
i've perused the best you have/
and yall need to bring more/
sea of roses you wack/
your flow is pedestrian/
keep walking sister/and then check the best again/
you can't hold me down/this ain't some wrestling/
you can't keep me out/i'll come through like them mexicans/
so get back to the grind/and study my rhymes/
count every syllable/study every metaphor/
hopefully your reply/will be something slightly less pitiful/
and tha ibb might not get rid of you/

Infamous brown you're through
I got turds more infamously brown than U
Its true, I signed wit a cemetery
send'em MC's wit lyrical dysentery
guess you're my next check
disrespect & get decked
wrecked and left pecked
on the edge of a wet ledge, to fall on a net dredged
wit powder from big Guns
light a match, watch you blow up into big dungs
son, you messed with the wrong one
verbal hexes remain after the songs done
so make ya last wish N whisper it quick
cuz Im that malignant form of lyrical sick
deliver'n swift and precisely
go ahead, try to spit something dat excites me

[MuslimZ]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

Infamous brown you're through
I got turds more infamously brown than U

hahahahaha.

WIN.

[infamousbrown]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

Infamous brown you're through
I got turds more infamously brown than U
Its true, I signed wit a cemetery
send'em MC's wit lyrical dysentery
guess you're my next check
disrespect & get decked
wrecked and left pecked
on the edge of a wet ledge, to fall on a net dredged
wit powder from big Guns
light a match, watch you blow up into big dungs
son, you messed with the wrong one
verbal hexes remain after the songs done
so make ya last wish N whisper it quick
cuz Im that malignant form of lyrical sick
deliver'n swift and precisely
go ahead, try to spit something dat excites me

yo sweetie whatchu eating/
if you think your dookie/can out do me?/
you must be droppin nasty poops/then be shruggin like 'who me?'
oooooooh wee/
keep that belly gripin/but do it somewhere else/
take your lyrics with you/cuz something really smells/
you signed with a cemetary/cuz your lyrics are lacking life/
why don't you take yourself home/and practice being a good desi wife?/
this is a big dog's game/and you're kinda poodelicious/
go listen to bey/and start singin bootylicious/
or if that ain't your thing/i guess you could always do the dishes/
the only dysentery here/is your verbal diahrrea/
step your game up ma/come wih fire when you re-up/
excite you ma? ha i know i got you feenin/
every verse that i drop/i know you're busy steady dreaming/
times up tho/
get your ass back to cleanin!

[Sea_of_Roses]

I'll reply to Infamousbrown when and if I want to

can't keep trading these diamonds for cut glass.

[infamousbrown]

Originally Posted by Sea_of_Roses

I'll reply to Infamousbrown when and if I want to

can't keep trading these diamonds for cut glass.

weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.


translation: "i got punked and i need to get someone to ghostwrite a reply"

[Sea_of_Roses]

Originally Posted by infamousbrown

weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.


translation: "i got punked and i need to get someone to ghostwrite a reply"

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