Wedding Anniversary
A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -abracadabra! - Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but opportunities like this only occur once in a lifetime, so I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old.
MORAL: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.